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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Tue Feb 09, 2016 4:43 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Feb 09, 2016 8:08 pm

KHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Wed Feb 10, 2016 1:32 am

Hedge is a natural...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 10, 2016 4:20 am

AJ's in Destin burned last night
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Wed Feb 10, 2016 11:21 am

Naturally, I wish Hedge had burned in Destin last night.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Wed Feb 10, 2016 11:37 am

AJ's sucks...err sucked
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 10, 2016 3:57 pm

I don't recall if it sucked or not but I do remember women loved going there

so its kind of the Eagles of Destin
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Feb 10, 2016 4:10 pm

Heh.

Fresh oysters and some beer specials. It was okay.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Wed Feb 10, 2016 5:02 pm

Well, I mean I guess it was a lot better than that shit barbecue place that was where Coyote Ugly is now.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Feb 10, 2016 5:48 pm

What about the FloraBama?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Feb 10, 2016 6:04 pm

Awesome place.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Wed Feb 10, 2016 6:43 pm

indeed
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 10, 2016 8:00 pm

the mullet toss is fun time
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Feb 10, 2016 9:15 pm

It's April 1984. A strapping young AA was at the Flora-Bama in celebration of getting a baccalaureate degree.

It was a Tuesday, around 9pm and this guy with a guitar comes in wearing a ballcap pulled down low and sunglasses on. He whispers something to the bartender and takes the tiny stage in the front room back when they had the bras stapled on the ceiling.

He starts playing and people really weren't paying him any attention. I was, though. I knew I knew him. He played a cover of Allman Bros' "Melissa" and a cover of James Taylor's "Fire and Rain". And a few things that I didnt recognize.

I knew I knew him, though. I just couldnt place him. His round cheeks and physique reminded me of Andy Kaufman. So, at break, I was going approach him and go with it. I went up to him, and said, "Hey aren't you..." and he cut me off.

"Yeah, don't say anything, though, and I'll send you an album. Just leave your name and address with Danny (the bartender)." I complemented him. Told him he had a decent voice. He just laughed and thanked me.

So, I gave my info to Danny and left. Of course I told everyone I knew about meeting Andy Kaufman and how he must be working on a new skit. About a month later Andy Kaufman died. I was a bit shocked and I am embrrassed to say that I was upset that I never got an album. Comedy albums were pretty big. I had several, Steve Martin, Pryor, Eddie Murphy and a few others. This was gonna be a nice addition to the collection.

Anyway, about a week after that, I got a signed album in the mail. But it wasn't from Kaufman, it was from Jimmy Buffett with a note that it was nice meeting me and thanking me for keeping his secret.

I had made such a deal about meeting Kaufman I was too embrassed to go back to my friends and tell them it was actually Buffett.

Now you know the ....rest of the story.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dr. Nostron » Wed Feb 10, 2016 11:31 pm

thats pretty cool
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Feb 11, 2016 9:33 am

Of course you're going to think any story is cool that includes a buffet...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:02 am

Well done, hedge.

AA, "complimented."
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:04 am

good story

replace strapping with paunchy or bulbous and I think you nailed it
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:14 am

Bklyn wrote:Well done, hedge.

AA, "complimented."

Yeah. I left a letter out of 'embarrassed' too. Perils of typing on an iPhone after a few drinks.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:15 am

crashcourse wrote:good story

replace strapping with paunchy or bulbous and I think you nailed it

You're still reeling due to the 'corpulent' tag, aren't you?
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