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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:54 pm

Don't put water in your cast iron! Use salt paste, you philistines!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:36 pm

half a stick of butter?

got damn!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Mon Feb 01, 2016 12:31 am

You should be using bacon grease to fry an egg. Or sausage, but I keep the bacon grease on the stove so it's handy. My eggs never stick. I use oil spray to keep the pancakes from sticking. I'm done with non-stick pans.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Mon Feb 01, 2016 1:18 am

My Dad (Georgia farm boy til he left Telfair County at 17) used to always cook his eggs in bacon grease...til the doctor told him to stop and learn to love oatmeal.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Feb 01, 2016 8:09 am

half of us here will never see 65
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Mon Feb 01, 2016 10:30 am

Basically
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Mon Feb 01, 2016 11:32 am

which half?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Feb 01, 2016 11:54 am

Pretty good article about some dude who evidently canoed thousands of miles then disappeared...

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/ ... e-wayfarer
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Mon Feb 01, 2016 2:50 pm

buys hedge canoe

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Feb 01, 2016 3:40 pm

seemed like the guy would make friends wherever he'd go

shame they couldn't find him

By the way the writer presented, either his relationship with Tracy was more figment than reality or she didn't exist at all
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Feb 01, 2016 4:49 pm

"his relationship with Tracy was more figment than reality"

Or more figlet...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Mon Feb 01, 2016 6:56 pm

Given what I've seen from 50, I'm not even trying to get to 65. I would encourage others to do the same unless you're a billionaire.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Feb 02, 2016 9:00 am

You're encouraging people to die before they reach the age of 65? I've got to give you props for preempting any type of "I wish you'd..." response...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Tue Feb 02, 2016 1:33 pm

I hope no one preempts you from walking into a prop...engine.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Feb 08, 2016 10:21 am

please don't let this woman be fake. Given my penchant for internet gullibility I assume she is. At any rate, I am going to believe she is a relative of Crow.
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Mon Feb 08, 2016 12:17 pm

1. It was against her civil rights
2. She throat punched the bitch!
3. The drive thru was all "filled up"

That woman is comedy gold.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Mon Feb 08, 2016 12:30 pm

Don't forget MAC-Donalds on how she says it at the start.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Feb 08, 2016 12:51 pm

That is awesome. Hope it's real, too.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Feb 08, 2016 12:59 pm

first of all , the drive thru was filt up

my Mom has always called it MAC..Donalds so I guessing she West Virginia, Eastern Kentucky, maybe Northern Georgia
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Mon Feb 08, 2016 1:34 pm

googled McDonalds on dorsett

one in Missouri suburb of st Louis

some reason I thought crow lived in st louis

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