The Goat Pen

Oxy is a bitch

In 18 months, when I turn 60, my wife and I can start flying space-available on military aircraft around the world for free. Of course, we might have to sit next to giant pallets of artillery shells, but it will still be free. Japan, Hawaii, Alaska, Greece, Germany, Italy, Spain, England, here we come.

This is the nephew of a guy I work with. His sister adopted him and his brother.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c ... 82094.html

He looks pretty Paducah in that pic on the left

Paducah pulls in all types

He was telling us at least 5 years ago this guy was running around pretending to be a prince. We just didn't know the extent.

The family has been contacted by a writer who wants to write a "catch me if you can" type of book about him.

Sometimes i dont flush my poop for a few days because it smells like chicken noodle soup.

You're a lightweight

"Paducah pulls in all types"

You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave...

Professor Tiger wrote:In 18 months, when I turn 60, my wife and I can start flying space-available on military aircraft around the world for free. Of course, we might have to sit next to giant pallets of artillery shells, but it will still be free. Japan, Hawaii, Alaska, Greece, Germany, Italy, Spain, England, here we come.

First off, God, you're old. Secondly, have fun!

took the fambly to see Infinity War tonight

no spoilers from me but this is what I said when the movie ended - I looked over at my son "You have got to be shitting me"

yeah I'll be as vague as I can

I doubt very much you've seen that last of many of them

I think they are killing the franchise, even though I understand this made crazy money in the past 2 weeks.

Not because of the obvious but because they have to go bigger/stronger/more godly with each succession - but 10 years of the most profitable movies is hard to argue against.

Oh, the deaths in Infinity War Part I will be (for the most part) undone in Infinity War Part II.

I'm still hoping they bring Mrs. Chancellor back on Young and the Restless...

[spoiler=]a week after black panther decides to open up Wakanda to the world, a motherfucker comes in and wipes his shit out, Thor after making the decision to blow up Asgard, gets all his people killed in space as they head toward earth, thanks for nothing you one eyed bastard, and Doctor Strange, who can roll back time, didn't think to do that when they were getting their ass kicked but Thanos does to make Vision whole - all of which leads up to them bringing in Captain Marvel, who can change time, basically omnipotent, whatever, - all along Nick Fury knew he could contact this all powerful bitch with a 1995 beeper...c'mon, the only character that stays in his lane is Spiderman[/spoiler]

I don't watch that superhero stuff. Nor Star Wars crap. Grow the fuck up nerds.

Die already, old man.

hedge wrote:I'm still hoping they bring Mrs. Chancellor back on Young and the Restless...

LMAO. I have a buddy (who runs a large construction company no less) who still watches Y&R with his wife every night because he would watch it while he got high at lunch during his ECU days...

I also watched many episodes at Granny DS’s house. She didn’t watch the 12:30 showing on Channel 9, and she wouldn’t let you spoil it for her before she watched it during the 4:00 hour on WRAL, followed by WRAL news, the CBS evening news, then Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune on WTVD.

How did Granny DS feel about John Abbott's affair with Mamie?

hedge wrote:How did Granny DS feel about John Abbott's affair with Mamie?

Never knew John banged the help, but given my grandmother’s generational mindset, she undoubtedly disapproved but just accepted it and looked the other way.