The Goat Pen

Freddy is dead

That's what you said.

I didn't say you couldn't do it. I only said it's hard to do.

Albert wins it with a walk off home run in the bottom of the 12th.

Yea!!! Been waiting for that!

That was yesterday's post.

Today's

Albert wins it with a walk off home run in the bottom of the 10th.

Life is good when Albert is hot.

Pujols has hit 5 home runs in the last 7 games.

I think, just maybe, the slump might be over. Note: I'm not making any claims just pointing out that it could possibly be that things have changed.

Gators baseball moves on to the next round. Now watching Gators women softball try to sweep bammer. I sorta got a hard on. I know they all munch carpet but why can't i at least watch?

Cardinals playoff chances now at 65%

The birds could wrap this up before the All Star Game!

Deja vu

We have won many times.

Alright, how many posts do I have to post before this stupid thing stops calling me a sophomore?

Do I have to post 800 times like Rat before I get rid of these stupid tags?

I should be the Dali Lama of Smack or something by now.

Red Bird wrote:I should be the Dali Lama of Smack or something by now.

Really? Really? Never knew the main man of peace, harmony, and inner peace to be a big smack talker.

You can't be this dumb in real life. You just can't. If you are, how have you lived this long? Blind luck? Smart cats?

And no, I am not the Neil Armstrong of calling you dumb, just wanted to point out to you how to use a reference you were trying to use.

I knew exactly what I was saying.

Give it a day or two, maybe it will come to you.

Red Bird wrote:I knew exactly what I was saying.

Give it a day or two, maybe it will come to you.

Perhaps if I drank paint thinner as a child, talked to my numerous cats, bring up WAR and other stats, gooble the cock of Jim Edmonds, and forget my meds....perhaps you might be right.

Don't count on it.

Please tell us now how you are the Pope of kitty town or the Sheriff of Smugness or the Queen of the banshees.

Na, I'd rather watch you act stupid.

I was walking past the Cubs bullpen around the 4th inning and it was real quiet. I screamed "Zambrano was right!" I know they heard me those bastards.

I'm clever like that.

You misspelled "stupid."

"Really? Really? Never knew the main man of peace, harmony, and inner peace to be a big smack talker."

He might not be a big smack talker, but he can smack a golf ball. Big hitter, the Lama...

Any words of advice?

eat more spinach

I continue to be fascinated by the train wreck that is Lenny Dykstra

busted for grand theft and they found cocaine in the apartment