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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 4:06 pm
by Professor Tiger
It's not the players you need to worry about; it's the fans.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:45 pm
by Professor Tiger
Who knew that the Governor of Alabama was such a poon hound?
https://www.gq.com/story/affair-robert- ... a-governor
Somewhere out there, there is a married Alabama woman who is turned on by this:
Roll Tide Roll.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2016 7:56 am
by THE_WIZARD_
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2016 8:09 am
by Jungle Rat
I think Wiz just confirmed that.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2016 3:27 pm
by Professor Tiger
Wiz has spent a lot of time with tractors.
But that photo is spot on.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 7:06 am
by Jungle Rat
I don't really want to know what Wiz does to his tractors. It's gross.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:46 am
by AlabamAlum
Get this shit off the Bama thread. Morons.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 6:41 pm
by Professor Tiger
Jungle Rat wrote:I don't really want to know what Wiz does to his tractors. It's gross.
What goes on between Wiz and John Deere is between two consenting adults.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 9:39 am
by Professor Tiger
France really put the whoopin' on Iceland yesterday. They said that 10% of the entire population of Iceland was in France yesterday.
Now it's France vs Germany in the semi's. How long before France surrenders?
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2016 4:16 pm
by Professor Tiger
Only 10 minutes into the match, and Portugal is already 2-0 over Wales.
Ooops. I just realized that AA only allows Bama-related posts on this thread. So in a spirit of accommodation, here goes:
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2016 4:39 pm
by AlabamAlum
Post. This. Elsewhere.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2016 10:19 am
by The Gray Ghost
AA will quickly disavow his Welsh bloodlines.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2016 9:16 pm
by Professor Tiger
I know that Scotland and Ulster voted to remain. But how did AA's people - the Welsh - vote in Brexit?
Either way, Portugal beat Wales. AA will be pissed.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 7:39 am
by hedge
Obviously you missed AA, you are clearly begging him to slap you down...
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:09 am
by Professor Tiger
Heh.
My relationship with AA is like the following interchange between Clint Eastwood and the his barber in Gran Torino. We're two crusty old homer farts who like to mess with each other, and have for decades. But it's basically all in good fun. Deep down, I think AA's a pretty cool guy, just with a tragic taste in football programs.
In this scene, hedge, you play the Asian guy. I'm trying to get you away from your "I wish you were _____ " mantra, and teach you how to insult like a man.
[youtube]GtSJOUOEJ8o[/youtube]
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:16 am
by hedge
Insult like a man?
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:21 am
by hedge
That scene was as lame as anything you've ever posted in here. Well, maybe not that lame, but close...
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:32 am
by Professor Tiger
Is your butt sore from all those construction guys?
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:57 am
by The Gray Ghost
Good flick - did Clint's symbolism in the final showdown meet your standards?
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:41 pm
by Professor Tiger
What symbolism did you see? There could be a lot of possible symbolic interpretations.
Eastwood as Jesus, who gives his life for his friends?
