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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Tue May 17, 2016 4:06 pm

It's not the players you need to worry about; it's the fans.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:45 pm

Who knew that the Governor of Alabama was such a poon hound?

https://www.gq.com/story/affair-robert- ... a-governor

Somewhere out there, there is a married Alabama woman who is turned on by this:

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Roll Tide Roll.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jun 23, 2016 8:09 am

Professor Tiger wrote:Who knew that the Governor of Alabama was such a poon hound?

https://www.gq.com/story/affair-robert- ... a-governor

Somewhere out there, there is a married Alabama woman who is turned on by this:

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I think Wiz just confirmed that.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Jun 23, 2016 3:27 pm

Wiz has spent a lot of time with tractors.

But that photo is spot on.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jun 24, 2016 7:06 am

I don't really want to know what Wiz does to his tractors. It's gross.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:46 am

Get this shit off the Bama thread. Morons.
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Jungle Rat wrote:I don't really want to know what Wiz does to his tractors. It's gross.
What goes on between Wiz and John Deere is between two consenting adults.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Jul 04, 2016 9:39 am

France really put the whoopin' on Iceland yesterday. They said that 10% of the entire population of Iceland was in France yesterday.

Now it's France vs Germany in the semi's. How long before France surrenders?
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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Jul 06, 2016 4:16 pm

Only 10 minutes into the match, and Portugal is already 2-0 over Wales.

Ooops. I just realized that AA only allows Bama-related posts on this thread. So in a spirit of accommodation, here goes:

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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Jul 06, 2016 4:39 pm

Post. This. Elsewhere.
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Post by The Gray Ghost » Thu Jul 07, 2016 10:19 am

AA will quickly disavow his Welsh bloodlines.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Jul 07, 2016 9:16 pm

I know that Scotland and Ulster voted to remain. But how did AA's people - the Welsh - vote in Brexit?

Either way, Portugal beat Wales. AA will be pissed.
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Post by hedge » Fri Jul 08, 2016 7:39 am

Obviously you missed AA, you are clearly begging him to slap you down...
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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:09 am

Heh.

My relationship with AA is like the following interchange between Clint Eastwood and the his barber in Gran Torino. We're two crusty old homer farts who like to mess with each other, and have for decades. But it's basically all in good fun. Deep down, I think AA's a pretty cool guy, just with a tragic taste in football programs.

In this scene, hedge, you play the Asian guy. I'm trying to get you away from your "I wish you were _____ " mantra, and teach you how to insult like a man.

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Post by hedge » Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:16 am

Insult like a man?
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Post by hedge » Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:21 am

That scene was as lame as anything you've ever posted in here. Well, maybe not that lame, but close...
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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:32 am

Is your butt sore from all those construction guys?
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Post by The Gray Ghost » Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:57 am

Good flick - did Clint's symbolism in the final showdown meet your standards?
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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:41 pm

What symbolism did you see? There could be a lot of possible symbolic interpretations.

Eastwood as Jesus, who gives his life for his friends?
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