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hedge wrote:More so than BC...

What about Syracuse?

I welcome Cuse as a hoops team with a good pedigree...

my new guilty pleasure - apparently he's been around for awhile

Shelby Stanga of Axemen - I swear to god, I worked with a farmer who was just like this guy when I was in high school. Had the time of my life.

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simpsons marathon on FX - 522 episodes non stop

watching the one where Phil Hartman comes on as Lionel Hutz.

god that show was funny in its day

I was excited about the sequel to Sin City - saw it on opening day and it was a big letdown.

just a poor script.

I really like the movie Snatch and I like the pacing of Guy Ritchie movies, so the other night I watched a movie called Revolver.

I guess if I had ever heard of it, I forgot about it. I thought it was a good movie - alot better than I expected.

So I go to the reviews for it and generally most people thought it sucked which is a shame - it was low budget but you could tell that Ritchie but alot of work into this script.

down goes rivers-

whos gonna be the third comedian

I say don rickles

Bob Newhart, Jackie Mason, Betty White

“I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ‘Get the hell off my property.'”

On Marie Osmond: “She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.”

“Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn't remember the lines.”


“My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, ‘Pick up, I know you're there.'”

“I have a million dollar figure … but it's all loose change.”

“I was getting dressed and a peeping Tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.”


down.

"I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware," she said.



“If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.”

“The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.”

On Elizabeth Taylor: “Is she fat? … Her favorite food is seconds.”

Craig Ferguson

Turd Ferguson...

Jerry Lewis

Who was the first comedian?

Mork

Bill Maher, hopefully.

Bklyn wrote:Who was the first comedian?

I don't know, but I bet he was jewish...

With an Anglo last name...

An Anglo last name back then was "Uguugah!"

Phil Silvers, or Bob Hope. Not that up to date with that Era besides my Grandpa looking like Silvers.

Crotch?

I never noticed Silver's crotch.