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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by claver2010 » Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:54 pm

hedge wrote:More so than BC...
What about Syracuse?

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Post by hedge » Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:26 pm

I welcome Cuse as a hoops team with a good pedigree...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

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my new guilty pleasure - apparently he's been around for awhile

Shelby Stanga of Axemen - I swear to god, I worked with a farmer who was just like this guy when I was in high school. Had the time of my life.

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:26 pm

simpsons marathon on FX - 522 episodes non stop

watching the one where Phil Hartman comes on as Lionel Hutz.

god that show was funny in its day
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Sat Aug 23, 2014 5:07 pm

I was excited about the sequel to Sin City - saw it on opening day and it was a big letdown.

just a poor script.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Sep 04, 2014 4:30 pm

I really like the movie Snatch and I like the pacing of Guy Ritchie movies, so the other night I watched a movie called Revolver.

I guess if I had ever heard of it, I forgot about it. I thought it was a good movie - alot better than I expected.

So I go to the reviews for it and generally most people thought it sucked which is a shame - it was low budget but you could tell that Ritchie but alot of work into this script.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by crashcourse » Thu Sep 04, 2014 4:33 pm

down goes rivers-

whos gonna be the third comedian

I say don rickles

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Sep 04, 2014 4:35 pm

Bob Newhart, Jackie Mason, Betty White
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by crashcourse » Thu Sep 04, 2014 4:40 pm

“I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ‘Get the hell off my property.'”

On Marie Osmond: “She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.”

“Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn't remember the lines.”


“My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, ‘Pick up, I know you're there.'”

“I have a million dollar figure … but it's all loose change.”

“I was getting dressed and a peeping Tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.”


down.

"I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware," she said.



“If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.”

“The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.”

On Elizabeth Taylor: “Is she fat? … Her favorite food is seconds.”

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Sep 04, 2014 4:53 pm

Craig Ferguson

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:24 pm

Turd Ferguson...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

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Jerry Lewis
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Thu Sep 04, 2014 6:58 pm

Who was the first comedian?
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Sep 04, 2014 7:38 pm

Mork
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by 10ac » Fri Sep 05, 2014 12:12 am

Bill Maher, hopefully.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Fri Sep 05, 2014 8:07 am

Bklyn wrote:Who was the first comedian?
I don't know, but I bet he was jewish...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Fri Sep 05, 2014 11:54 am

With an Anglo last name...
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Fri Sep 05, 2014 12:51 pm

An Anglo last name back then was "Uguugah!"
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Sep 05, 2014 5:12 pm

Phil Silvers, or Bob Hope. Not that up to date with that Era besides my Grandpa looking like Silvers.

Crotch?

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by 10ac » Fri Sep 05, 2014 11:06 pm

I never noticed Silver's crotch.
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