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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Aug 15, 2015 11:47 pm

Saw that months ago elsewhere. It's sad how far this shithole has fallen. I blame hedge. He killed this place.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Sat Aug 15, 2015 11:54 pm

I wish this place had killed him.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:45 am

Maybe Barney and the rest were gay...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Aug 17, 2015 12:31 pm

so KFC hired Norm McDonald to replace Darrell Hammond who gave off this creepy vibe with that laugh

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Tue Aug 18, 2015 2:19 pm

....... another Facebook funny

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Tue Aug 18, 2015 10:28 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Aug 19, 2015 9:26 am

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Aug 19, 2015 9:53 am

His chosen form of amusement was appropriating heavy household objects as weaponry to hurl at the heads of servants. The misfortune of others brought on fits of giggling.

its amazing he survived childhood

that was a good read, I'm surprised they haven't made a movie about him
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Aug 19, 2015 10:28 am

I mean besides Edison
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Aug 19, 2015 10:51 am

"that was a good read, I'm surprised they haven't made a movie about him"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Girl_ ... lvet_Swing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragtime_(film)
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Aug 19, 2015 12:08 pm

oh yea?

well .....I'm not gonna watch them without CGI!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Aug 20, 2015 3:40 pm

I was at my bank today; there was a short queue. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was very irritated . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you American people too...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Fri Aug 21, 2015 12:10 am

hedge wrote:I was at my bank today; there was a short queue. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was very irritated . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you American people too...
heh :lol:
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Fri Aug 21, 2015 9:01 am

hedge wrote:I was at my bank today; there was a short queue. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was very irritated . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you American people too...
You cheeky bastard. You had me for a minute.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Fri Aug 21, 2015 2:37 pm

...... bear family invades back yard pool

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:25 pm

I just moved to the back office. Now I have an unobstructed view of the cows and hogs in the pastures behind the building...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Aug 25, 2015 3:39 pm

Future sexual partners I'm sure.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Tue Aug 25, 2015 3:48 pm

hedge wrote:I just moved to the back office. Now I have an unobstructed view of the cows and hogs in the pastures behind the building...
Congratulations on your promotion.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Aug 26, 2015 7:58 am

We give the guy who has the livestock access to the fields thru our facility. As a result, our freezer is full of organic pasture-raised beef and pork...
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