The Goat Pen

so I'm out on facebook and this guy who I haven't talked to since like 6th grade gives me a friend request.

Ok, no biggie, whatever...I don't check into facebook everyday but I have been active on it the past couple of weeks so I see the friend request and I approve it or whatever you do.

The next day I get this in my inbox




ok, so right off the bat I'm never going to talk to this guy, but if I wanted to , how would I even respond to that stupid nonsense?

I guess I should cut him some slack. The reason I haven't seen him since 6th grade is he got ran over by a school bus while riding a moped and it fucked him up pretty good. He had to go to a special school for awhile to kind of relearn everything. I do remember he came back to school when we were sophomores for special visit and the wiring wasn't quite right. He liked to wear a novelty oversize foam cowboy hat for some reason so I didn't go near him at the pep rally or whatever it was he visited.

Now it would seem based on his picture he is a school bus driver so you know....that's kinda fucked up too.

You can see the picture of the school bus in that photo - maybe he isn't a school bus driver and he just has a wicked sick sense of humor while he also sends little fucked up batman cartoons to communicate with people.

There's too much goodness in that post to digest in one reading...

Can you tell from the picture if it's a short bus? That might give some more context.

Fuck you, ecat, you will friend tards and Hedge on FB but not me.

I'm quite certain you have never asked

I'm waiting for you to request me, faggoth. I can't remember your first name

like I know your damn name

Mine's been said on here plenty of times. All I have to go on is Mecca trying to call you by your name but using the wrong one that one time.

Saint wrote:Mine's been said on here plenty of times. All I have to go on is Mecca trying to call you by your name but using the wrong one that one time.

yea he was a dumbass

LOL! The 4th wall is down!

I did a FB search for "eCat" once

you send me a damn animated batman emoji and I'll never acknowledge you

Or a picture of you in the warrior mascot uniform...

Damn, banana legged faggoth. Little did you suspect that your destiny was laying on the arm of the couch...

Also, it looks like you've got a Michael Jackson clip-on nose. Brown nosah!

I'm friends with Saint.

that dude that got ran over by a moped just posted this today

We all wanted to be Evel Knieval in the 70s

eCat wrote:that dude that got ran over by a moped just posted this today

That's funny right there. And so true. That kid will never wear skinny jeans and a man bun.