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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Sun Apr 30, 2017 9:22 pm

so I'm out on facebook and this guy who I haven't talked to since like 6th grade gives me a friend request.

Ok, no biggie, whatever...I don't check into facebook everyday but I have been active on it the past couple of weeks so I see the friend request and I approve it or whatever you do.

The next day I get this in my inbox

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ok, so right off the bat I'm never going to talk to this guy, but if I wanted to , how would I even respond to that stupid nonsense?

I guess I should cut him some slack. The reason I haven't seen him since 6th grade is he got ran over by a school bus while riding a moped and it fucked him up pretty good. He had to go to a special school for awhile to kind of relearn everything. I do remember he came back to school when we were sophomores for special visit and the wiring wasn't quite right. He liked to wear a novelty oversize foam cowboy hat for some reason so I didn't go near him at the pep rally or whatever it was he visited.

Now it would seem based on his picture he is a school bus driver so you know....that's kinda fucked up too.

You can see the picture of the school bus in that photo - maybe he isn't a school bus driver and he just has a wicked sick sense of humor while he also sends little fucked up batman cartoons to communicate with people.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by hedge » Sun Apr 30, 2017 10:17 pm

There's too much goodness in that post to digest in one reading...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Professor Tiger » Mon May 01, 2017 5:52 am

Can you tell from the picture if it's a short bus? That might give some more context.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Saint » Mon May 01, 2017 2:46 pm

Fuck you, ecat, you will friend tards and Hedge on FB but not me.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Mon May 01, 2017 2:48 pm

I'm quite certain you have never asked
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Saint » Mon May 01, 2017 4:40 pm

I'm waiting for you to request me, faggoth. I can't remember your first name
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Mon May 01, 2017 4:41 pm

like I know your damn name
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Saint » Mon May 01, 2017 5:12 pm

Mine's been said on here plenty of times. All I have to go on is Mecca trying to call you by your name but using the wrong one that one time.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Mon May 01, 2017 5:34 pm

Saint wrote:Mine's been said on here plenty of times. All I have to go on is Mecca trying to call you by your name but using the wrong one that one time.

yea he was a dumbass
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Post by Saint » Mon May 01, 2017 6:01 pm

LOL! The 4th wall is down!
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Post by Saint » Mon May 01, 2017 6:02 pm

I did a FB search for "eCat" once
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Mon May 01, 2017 7:03 pm

you send me a damn animated batman emoji and I'll never acknowledge you
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by hedge » Mon May 01, 2017 7:44 pm

Or a picture of you in the warrior mascot uniform...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by hedge » Tue May 02, 2017 8:49 am

Damn, banana legged faggoth. Little did you suspect that your destiny was laying on the arm of the couch...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by hedge » Tue May 02, 2017 8:51 am

Also, it looks like you've got a Michael Jackson clip-on nose. Brown nosah!
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 09, 2017 10:11 am

I'm friends with Saint.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Sat May 20, 2017 6:29 am

that dude that got ran over by a moped just posted this today

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by sardis » Sat May 20, 2017 8:31 am

We all wanted to be Evel Knieval in the 70s
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Professor Tiger » Sun May 21, 2017 8:34 pm

eCat wrote:that dude that got ran over by a moped just posted this today

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That's funny right there. And so true. That kid will never wear skinny jeans and a man bun.
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