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Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:28 pm

If the Bengals don't score a touchdown here you can call it a night.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:33 pm

"Its not painful if you expected it."

If it was really rape, you can't get pregnant!

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:34 pm

welll the half didn't end as bad as it looked

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:35 pm

So it wasn't rape?

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:36 pm

it wasn't consensual

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:48 pm

So she said

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:59 pm

Bengals opening a can of whup aiss!!

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:10 pm

even though I complain, this team is miles ahead of the shit we've had to watch in the last 2 decades with maybe the exception of the year Palmer got his leg snapped

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:31 pm

I thumbed the Bengals!

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:33 pm

I'm not sure why the Bengals QB continually has the green light to throw downfield for 30 or 40 yard bombs. That has been a big complaint of mine since Marvin Lewis arrived.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:34 pm

Better than throwing backwards...

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:41 pm

Fuck yall cocksuckers

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:54 pm

The Bengals have just quit now

Dave23 · Post by **Dave23** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:02 pm

10 carries? motherfuck...

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:03 pm

Thats right, the game is over, shut his ass down!

Dave23 · Post by **Dave23** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:05 pm

Fuckin Bungholes...can't even keep it close enough...

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 1:04 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:I'll never forget the first Maui Brackets. Happened the year that Don Sutton announced that Jordan was drafted first.

damn, those 19 words covered more than a decade of TGP posts. well done, sir!

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:42 pm

This article is really about Goodell, but I loved this section:

Which brings us to Chris Kluwe, the Minnesota punter and a rising young literary stylist. In Maryland, there is a state delegate named Emmett C. Burns Jr. who is not too fond of the gay people and all the marrying they're doing across the landscape, and he would like there not to be any gay people doing any marrying in Maryland, thank you very much. To that end, Burns has come to oppose a question about gay people and their marrying that's on the upcoming state ballot. Brendon Ayanbadejo, a linebacker with the Baltimore Ravens, spoke out publicly in support of same-sex marriage, and Burns fired off a letter to Ravens owner Steve Bisciotti, telling him that he should "inhibit such expression from [his] employee." This prompted Kluwe to write to Burns, explaining to him that the gay people and all the marrying they were up to were very unlikely to affect Burns's life in any material way. Well, except that was not the way Kluwe put it. Instead, after explaining his case on constitutional grounds, and on the grounds of simple human freedom, Kluwe felt obligated to reassure Burns to the effect that:

"They won't magically turn you into a lustful cockmonster."

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/836 ... nfl-week-1

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 8:30 am

cockmonster is now officially added to my vocabulary

sardis · Post by **sardis** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 8:40 am

is that a coming out statement?

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