The Goat Pen

Adds new meaning to the whole "bag over the head" thing...

Yeah. It's quite the Hinwhey.

Bklyn wrote:

eCat wrote:on NPR this afternoon they had some woman who was in prison from 1998 to 2005 for drug related activities, got out in 2007, wrote a book about it 2010 and has a TV series about the book.

Apparently its a popular show but I haven't heard anything about it? Do you guys know what it is?

Orange is the New Black. It's one of those Netflix Original Series like "House of Cards." Never seen it.

(how was she in prison from '98 - '05, then get out in '07? No way a white woman does more than her time in a US prison. What is this country coming to?)

She was only in prison for 15 months. Her time was right around the same time as Martha Stewart. She got kind of fucked. She had a relationship with a chick who was involved in a decent sized heroin smuggling ring and she carried some cash for her a couple times through customs. She got out of the relationship and about 10 years passed when the FBI came calling. Her friend got busted and gave up a ton of names. She really didn't do much when it was going on and definitely wasn't doing anything for a long time after she got out but still had to do some time. It really didn't seem all that necessary to throw her in the joint but it spawned a very good TV show so I guess it worked out (for me and the rest of us who like the show).

Cletus = glass half full kinda guy

AlabamAlum wrote:I don't know...When the girl shits, non-stop and uncontrollably, that whole area down there would become a super fund site. With TB, you just cover her face.

I guess doggy style would be preferential in one and not the other

Ray Donovan is the other Showtime show that AA (I think?) referenced. I liked it enough, but I never stayed with it after I missed a week's episode. I also just want to shoot John Voight most times I see him in that show.

They give degrees in public announcing??

if you don't laugh in the first 20 seconds something is wrong with you (you'll cringe too)

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lmao

I'll see it.

a friend of mine got meningitis when we were late teens - pretty serious shit actually - he was unconscious for awhile and was so weak he couldn't walk for several days.

Neither of us had any idea what a catheter was ,much less how it worked and of course he wakes up from his coma or whatever you want to call it and he has a catheter in him.

He said once he was able to get up and around, this male nurse came in, grabbed the head of dick with one hand and ripped out the catheter with another without the benefit of much warning or lube , left him so traumatized he couldn't get a hard on for a month after he got out.

There's another story about his girlfriend not leaving the room and him shitting all over himself in front of her, but that's another time.

There is no reason to grab the penis to remove a catheter. If this RN did that, there was a secondary gain in play. From a port on the tubing, you simply remove the water from the balloon that is in the bladder to keep it secured, then slowly pull. Also, no lube is used in its removal; none is needed.

AlabamAlum wrote:There is no reason to grab the penis to remove a catheter. If this RN did that, there was a secondary gain in play. From a port on the tubing, you simply remove the water from the balloon that is in the bladder to keep it secured, then slowly pull. Also, no lube is used in its removal; none is needed.

He said it was pretty dry and gripped the walls on the way out.

putting them in is the part that needs the lube

we call that a self TURP what jim carrey did--happens a lot more then you think with the crazies/seniles or jus plain cant stand the catheter pulling them out before the balloon is emptied. ballons can fo from 5 cc to 30 plus cc's. the ones who have 30 generally dont get them out easy without lots of bloodshed

eCat wrote:

AlabamAlum wrote:There is no reason to grab the penis to remove a catheter. If this RN did that, there was a secondary gain in play. From a port on the tubing, you simply remove the water from the balloon that is in the bladder to keep it secured, then slowly pull. Also, no lube is used in its removal; none is needed.

He said it was pretty dry and gripped the walls on the way out.

It won't be dry- sometimes, rarely, there are adhesions or gunk. Warm compresses can help - some- but really, you just gotta get it out. There is no real way to get lube at the spot with the tube in place, and lube won't help with an adhesion.

crashcourse wrote:putting them in is the part that needs the lube

we call that a self TURP what jim carrey did--happens a lot more then you think with the crazies/seniles or jus plain cant stand the catheter pulling them out before the balloon is emptied. ballons can fo from 5 cc to 30 plus cc's. the ones who have 30 generally dont get them out easy without lots of bloodshed

Yeah, I've seen some bloody messes and a couple of split meatus.

I didn't my dick could shrivel up any more after watching the movie trailer but it did after reading about pulling a 30cc balloon thru it.

"There's another story about his girlfriend not leaving the room and him shitting all over himself in front of her, but that's another time."

I don't think that story needs any more elaboration...

If you can't see the plot "twist" coming in that movie now, then I have no hope for this country.


[spoiler=]Lloyd is going to be the daddy and not Harry. Remember, in the first one when they are sitting in the heart shaped hot tub, Lloyd all but admits he slept with her.[/spoiler]

Still going to see it and the cat's name in the movie will be asshole. It was butthole just for the trailer.