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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:06 pm

It'll be stupid to everyone when it happens in a late game situation and the key player loses his helmet and the game in the process.

The Clemson v Auburn game was pretty good, out of the games I watched. But the evening games were/are public executions. I'm not expecting good things outta this Oregon game either.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:14 pm

If you don't know how to strap on your helmet how the fuck did you get into college?

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Post by AugustWest » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:26 pm

the ncaa has officially ruled it's ok to be stupid in college as long as there are other stupid people "taking" similar classes.
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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:44 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:If you don't know how to strap on your helmet how the fuck did you get into college?
C'mon Rat, college football ain't got shit to do with college. That hasn't been the case since roughly 1964.
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Post by eCat » Sun Sep 02, 2012 8:17 am

the QB from Eureka College set an NCAA record with 736 yards last night
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Sep 02, 2012 8:35 am

Eureka!!

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Post by AugustWest » Sun Sep 02, 2012 3:06 pm

TOB and some players visit Blair Holliday in Atlanta before the football game. Good to see the kid on his feet.

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Post by crotch » Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:06 pm

.... not sure Kentucky could compete in the OVC

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Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:16 pm

Fire Joker; hire Petrino. Boy, that would piss off some Louisville folks.
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Post by aTm » Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:43 pm

Petrino at UK and Pitino at UL. My, what a tangled web of assholes they would weave.
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Post by eCat » Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:21 pm

shit, I'd be all over Petrino going to UK

I'll give Joker a bit of credit, the passing game , at least early on and the no huddle had UL lost.

But our defense is embarrassing.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by crotch » Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:58 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Fire Joker; hire Petrino. Boy, that would piss off some Louisville folks.

The UKAA ain't that smart....

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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:02 pm

Horseshit. They know how to launder money for paying recruits.
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Post by eCat » Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:13 pm

DooKSucks wrote:Horseshit. They know how to launder money for paying recruits.
they also know how to make UNC start counting Helms titles again too
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Post by AugustWest » Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:33 pm

eCat wrote:
DooKSucks wrote:Horseshit. They know how to launder money for paying recruits.
they also know how to make UNC start counting Helms titles again too
Duke taught 'em that. they could always play the "cheat" card with UK, but when Duke almost pulled even in titles something had to be done.
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Re: College Football

Post by AugustWest » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:15 am

and the NCAA kisses it's last slight bit of credibility goodbye.


http://www.newsobserver.com/2012/09/02/ ... rings.html
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Re: College Football

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:36 am

Without commenting on the UNC case (because I haven't kept up with it), I've been railing against the NCAA for about two decades. They mete the most disparate "justice" this side of Tehran. We need to scuttle them and start over.
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Re: College Football

Post by Fifer » Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:57 am

My pick to replace Joker; Jim Tressel, I'm dead serious. He'll be the best coach available at the time. He'll have to show cause and all that but I think a whole deal can be done with enough money.

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Re: College Football

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:33 pm

Hell, at UK, a history of cheating is required.
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Re: College Football

Post by crotch » Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:35 pm

Fifer wrote:My pick to replace Joker; Jim Tressel, I'm dead serious. He'll be the best coach available at the time. He'll have to show cause and all that but I think a whole deal can be done with enough money.

.... could live with that choice. Mike Leach would be better IMO.

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