The Goat Pen

Rumors are swirling that Mark Gottfried is going to hire Jim Harrick as one of his assistants like Lavin did with Keady at St. John's. Like Lavin and Keady, Gottfried is a Harrick protege.

Given Harrick's track record, he'll fit right in at State...

Time to wait...

Stormaktstiden wrote:New boards are a complete failure. All ATM's hard work looks like it ultimately was for nothing as these boards are dying. Even the international boards seem disgruntled. Like the new format made everyone realize "why am I wasting my time with this shit?"

Why does ATM hate everyone?

not a&m's fault...as soon as rat gets busy cranking out his multi's this slow period will be a distant memory

Man Gets Jail Time for Ejaculating into Co-worker's Water Bottle

Michael Lallana admitted he ejaculated into a co-worker's water bottle because "her lips had touched it."


SANTA ANA (KTLA) -- A man convicted of ejaculating twice into a co-worker's drinking water has been sentenced to 180 days in jail and three years probation.

Michael Kevin Lallana was convicted Feb. 24 of two misdemeanor counts of battery. He will also be required to register as a sex offender.

The incident happened on January 14, 2010, while both employees were working at the mortgage company, according to the Orange County District Attorney's office.

Investigators say Lallana entered the victim's office and deposited his semen into a water bottle that was on his co-worker's desk.

The defendant is accused of leaving the semen-filled water bottle on the victim's desk which she drank when she returned to her office.

The victim, who was unaware of the bottle's contents, drank the contaminated water. She threw it away after feeling sick, investigators say...



http://www.wpix.com/news/ktla-man-arres ... 8441.story

I realize its stupid giving you people ideas.

WHat do you mean "you people?"

You know... you people.

Well, he doesn't mean me.

I did that years ago.

Protein drinks are popular around here, I never thought of making my own.

TheBigMook wrote:Why would they have two guys on one ladder? Gay.

The 2nd one holds it, moron. So it doesn't slide sideways as the roof is angled. Which they failed at just as you failed at comprehending what your fat ass was looking at.

Stormaktstiden wrote:

TheBigMook wrote:Why would they have two guys on one ladder? Gay.

The 2nd one holds it, moron. So it doesn't slide sideways as the roof is angled. Which they failed at just as you failed at comprehending what your fat ass was looking at.

No jackhole, the guy on the ground would have been responsible for holding the ladder. The photo(shop) featured one on the ground, one dangling from the roof, and a third in mid-air. That would have meant the mid-air guy would have had his head at least halfway up the ass of the dangler. Dumbass.

Crow ain't that smart Mook. I thought you realized that.

this rain is borderline absurd now

My sump pump has been running non stop for about a week. Today, instead of just having it pump water out into the yard, I ran PVC to a water holding tank I have. It filled up a 250 gallon tank in less than 45 minutes. Now its pumping back out into the yard.

Tell me about it. My basement walls are about to give up and just let the water in.

My sump pump has been running non stop for about a week

then stop chasing it.




I'll show myself out.

bela wrote:Man Gets Jail Time for Ejaculating into Co-worker's Water Bottle

Michael Lallana admitted he ejaculated into a co-worker's water bottle because "her lips had touched it."


SANTA ANA (KTLA) -- A man convicted of ejaculating twice into a co-worker's drinking water has been sentenced to 180 days in jail and three years probation.

Michael Kevin Lallana was convicted Feb. 24 of two misdemeanor counts of battery. He will also be required to register as a sex offender.

The incident happened on January 14, 2010, while both employees were working at the mortgage company, according to the Orange County District Attorney's office.

Investigators say Lallana entered the victim's office and deposited his semen into a water bottle that was on his co-worker's desk.

The defendant is accused of leaving the semen-filled water bottle on the victim's desk which she drank when she returned to her office.

The victim, who was unaware of the bottle's contents, drank the contaminated water. She threw it away after feeling sick, investigators say...



http://www.wpix.com/news/ktla-man-arres ... 8441.story

Good to see Jon from Jon and Kate is back on his feet.

That dude's got some bad dna...

Well he did ask her if she liked cream in her coffee.

SUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHMMMMMMPPP PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHMMMPPP!!!!!

"I've moved with several boards. Only one looks like it will make it."

Which one? I'm pretty sure this place will survive. It's just a slow time of year as well as having to adjust to the new format. With what we have coming back next year, I'll be posting goldie style in here, irregardless of who else in here..