The Goat Pen

LOL. Now it's the Dems that want to destroy social security...

Trump strength is not attacking the Democrats, it’s attacking the GOP

I hate sudden death for 118 year old people

I'd love it for you.

Solid

hedge, regarding social security, you can't break something that never worked. A Ponzi scheme is always just a Ponzi scheme. And they only "work" for the first people in (and then, out.)

hedge wrote: ↑Sat Jan 21, 2023 12:35 pm We had to take one of the pooches to the vet this week, they gave him methadone to calm him down. I also overheard one of the vets telling another customer that they had given her dog fentanyl. I figured it was a mastiff, but when they brought her dog out, it was a toy Pomeranian. Couldn't have weighed more than 5 lbs. Of course my first thought was, why rob a pharmacy if you're jones'ing? Rob a damn vet, they got the good shit...

It has been known to happen, and I seem to remember something about some shitty movie centered around that premise from the late 90’s.

family law question DookSucks

Lets say that a man (in his mid thirties, unmarried, no children) wanted to have a couple kids. He wanted them to have HIS DNA and he did not want to ever allow government (or their mother) the power to take them from him. Could he...

• hire you
• have you set up a small office in a strip mall outside of UNC campus
• have you interview 19 and 20 year old UNC college co-eds (who will never meet your client)
• take their picture to see how they look
• have the ladies take an IQ test
• have the young ladies do a physical fitness test
• pay the most attractive, athletic, and intelligent one (say) $5000 to harvest a couple of her eggs AND sign a waiver saying that she gives up all rights to the children that could come of those eggs
• pay a fertility Doc to harvest
• have you close the small office at UNC and open an office in Raliegh near NC State
• have you interview young women (who will never meet your client) who would be willing to rent out their womb for 9 months
• have the young man jack off in a cup
• have the fertility Doc put the 30-something man's sperm into both of the 20 year old's perfect eggs, IVF
• plant the now "zygotes" into the womb of the woman willing to rent out her womb for 9 months, IVF
• pay for her apartment and all her medical/OB visits
• have her deliver in Raleigh one or two babies (that are not hers) that she will never touch with her hands
• and the 30-something man goes to the hospital to pick up his two genetically perfect, designer children, that he paid to manufacture and he has ALL his legal bases covered such that there is no risk to him, no risk that he would lose his children?

Can this be done?

Good luck finding a non crack whore.

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Mon Jan 23, 2023 12:15 am Good luck finding a non crack whore.

That would be DookSucks' job, not mine

Try Thailand

I'm not in my 30s. My question (for DS) is for someone ELSE.

I'll be representing DS in this matter. Fuck off weirdo.

i didn't know that agents needed agents

more to the point, helping to create wanted life is far more fulfilling a legal practice than destroying marriage, weirdo

Don't worry. It's Pro-Bono you sick fucking sex slave creating freak.

innocentbystander wrote: ↑Mon Jan 23, 2023 12:09 am family law question DookSucks

Lets say that a man (in his mid thirties, unmarried, no children) wanted to have a couple kids. He wanted them to have HIS DNA and he did not want to ever allow government (or their mother) the power to take them from him. Could he...

• hire you
• have you set up a small office in a strip mall outside of UNC campus
• have you interview 19 and 20 year old UNC college co-eds (who will never meet your client)
• take their picture to see how they look
• have the ladies take an IQ test
• have the young ladies do a physical fitness test
• pay the most attractive, athletic, and intelligent one (say) $5000 to harvest a couple of her eggs AND sign a waiver saying that she gives up all rights to the children that could come of those eggs
• pay a fertility Doc to harvest
• have you close the small office at UNC and open an office in Raliegh near NC State
• have you interview young women (who will never meet your client) who would be willing to rent out their womb for 9 months
• have the young man jack off in a cup
• have the fertility Doc put the 30-something man's sperm into both of the 20 year old's perfect eggs, IVF
• plant the now "zygotes" into the womb of the woman willing to rent out her womb for 9 months, IVF
• pay for her apartment and all her medical/OB visits
• have her deliver in Raleigh one or two babies (that are not hers) that she will never touch with her hands
• and the 30-something man goes to the hospital to pick up his two genetically perfect, designer children, that he paid to manufacture and he has ALL his legal bases covered such that there is no risk to him, no risk that he would lose his children?

Can this be done?

People use surrogates every day. We were worried we would need to with my wife. Thankfully, IVF finally worked and produced a child.

I don't do adoption law though. Adoptions fall into their own subset at this point.

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Mon Jan 23, 2023 11:29 am Don't worry. It's Pro-Bono you sick fucking sex slave creating freak.

what is really sick is calling me a sex slave creating freak, when I have offered a way to create valuable life without the use of sex

this is what happens when you provide access to classified documents to your son who is living at the address where you store documents during his divorce.

you anti-trumpers won't care, but you'd be losing your shit right now if this was Donald Jr.

but...hUnTeRs lApToP indeed, hypocrites. Essentially he lays out Russia's intentions and what America's response will be, you know, like say a classified intel briefing would layout.

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After his separation from his wife in July 2015, Hunter lived off and on at his father’s Delaware mansion and listed it as his residence on official documents. He was photographed in 2017 driving his father’s Corvette, which was housed in the very garage where classified documents have been found.

Hunter also had free rein in his dad’s White House office, and his privileged access meant his name never showed up on visitor logs. For instance, he took the infamous photo of his then-“best friend in business,” Devon Archer, with his father in the VP’s office in April 2014, shortly before the pair joined the board of the corrupt Ukrainian oil company Burisma, which paid Hunter $83,000 a month. That photo ended up briefly on the Burisma website before being taken down on the instructions of a White House lawyer.

One striking email during this period stands out. It was from Hunter to Archer on April 13, 2014, a week before Joe Biden visited Ukraine to meet then-Prime Minister Arseniy Yatsenyuk and refers to “my guys upcoming travels.”

For Hunter, it was an uncharacteristically lengthy email, listing 22 points about Ukraine’s political situation, with detailed information about the upcoming election and predicting an escalation of Russia’s “destabilization campaign, which could lead to a full-scale takeover of the eastern region, most critically Donetsk.

The strategic value is to create a land bridge for RU to Crimea. That won’t directly affect Burisma holdings but it will limit future UK exploration and utilization of offshore opportunities in particular,” Hunter wrote.

“It will also result in further destabilization of UK nationally and for whatever govt is in power. And the US will respond with even stronger sanctions. Those sanctions will threaten the tenuous support of the EU which does not have the political will to incur steep energy price increases.”

In point 22, Hunter instructed Archer to buy a “burner phone,” presumably to keep their conversations private. “Buy a cell phone from a 7/11 or CVS tmrw and ill do the same.”

also this happened, straight out of a Tom Clancy novel




which also means there is a connection to this



and also , the odd timing of this