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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:32 am
by hedge
"FIL--died five years ago, and she hadn't spoken to him in the twelve years prior to that--played minor league ball for the Giants. So, I am hoping for some of those genes."
What genes? The genes that give you the ability to stand around pulling your pud for hours at a time whilst dipping Skoal? You've already got those, in abundance...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:15 am
by DooKSucks
Well, the genetics must be decent because her half brother (dad's child with his 19 year old mistress) is a pitcher for ECU who was named national player of the week recently.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:27 am
by eCat
she's gonna blame you for your genes holding your kids back from greatness
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:39 am
by aTm
If the athletic genes came from the 19 year old mistress, then your fiancé aint got them
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 11:45 am
by Jungle Rat
I give it 5 years.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 1:54 pm
by crashcourse
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 3:12 pm
by hedge
Transphobic!
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:01 pm
by Saint
DooKSucks wrote:Well, the genetics must be decent because her half brother (dad's child with his 19 year old mistress) is a pitcher for ECU who was named national player of the week recently.
Love?
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:09 pm
by AlabamAlum
Love you too, big guy.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:01 pm
by Bklyn
Haven't been to the Daily News site in ages. I forgot how addictive the click bait is there. Took 20 minutes from me clicking on irresponsible teachers and their sexual exploits. The NJ teacher was particularly cute.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:08 pm
by Jungle Rat
I love my town.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 9:41 am
by hedge
Today is 5-1-15. Numerical palindrome!
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 10:52 am
by crashcourse
too bad its not your numerical tombstonedrome
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 12:08 pm
by aTm
burn
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 3:33 pm
by hedge
crashcourse wrote:too bad its not your numerical tombstonedrome
I'm not sure if it says more about that quip or the usual quality of your work, but that was one of your best...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 3:49 pm
by crashcourse
I try
passing the time til 4
debating on watching the fight for 20 bucks at a buddies house
some reason I think it will be too much a scientific fight rather then the good fights we had 20 years ago--too much defense. defensive fights are boring
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 4:06 pm
by Cletus
He's going to charge you to come to his house? Nice friends you've got.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 5:19 pm
by Bklyn
Yeah, I will bring something to my friend's house (which would be worth more than "my share" of his PPV cost), but he wouldn't charge me.
It will be a very technical fight because Mayweather is probably the most disciplined fighter I've ever watched in my life. I think it will be good, considering they are both past their prime. I wish this fight was happening 5 years ago, though. I think Pac would have had more of a chance. Right now, he just has his right hand chance.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 5:44 pm
by Johnette's Daddy
Bklyn wrote:Yeah, I will bring something to my friend's house (which would be worth more than "my share" of his PPV cost), but he wouldn't charge me.
It will be a very technical fight because Mayweather is probably the most disciplined fighter I've ever watched in my life. I think it will be good, considering they are both past their prime. I wish this fight was happening 5 years ago, though. I think Pac would have had more of a chance. Right now, he just has his right hand chance.
Manny looks like he;s been living the good life. Money May stays in shape by beating his women.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 12:00 am
by Saint
Everybody says this fight should have happened 5 years ago but if both fighters are about the same level of past their prime, why should it matter? As long as they beat the fuck out of each other, everyone will go home happy. Except the folks who ordered on PPV. They'll just stay home happy.