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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:32 am

"FIL--died five years ago, and she hadn't spoken to him in the twelve years prior to that--played minor league ball for the Giants. So, I am hoping for some of those genes."

What genes? The genes that give you the ability to stand around pulling your pud for hours at a time whilst dipping Skoal? You've already got those, in abundance...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:15 am

Well, the genetics must be decent because her half brother (dad's child with his 19 year old mistress) is a pitcher for ECU who was named national player of the week recently.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:27 am

she's gonna blame you for your genes holding your kids back from greatness
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:39 am

If the athletic genes came from the 19 year old mistress, then your fiancé aint got them
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 28, 2015 11:45 am

I give it 5 years.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Tue Apr 28, 2015 1:54 pm

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.2202028
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 28, 2015 3:12 pm

Transphobic!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:01 pm

DooKSucks wrote:Well, the genetics must be decent because her half brother (dad's child with his 19 year old mistress) is a pitcher for ECU who was named national player of the week recently.
Love?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:09 pm

Love you too, big guy.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:01 pm

Haven't been to the Daily News site in ages. I forgot how addictive the click bait is there. Took 20 minutes from me clicking on irresponsible teachers and their sexual exploits. The NJ teacher was particularly cute.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:08 pm

I love my town.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri May 01, 2015 9:41 am

Today is 5-1-15. Numerical palindrome!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Fri May 01, 2015 10:52 am

too bad its not your numerical tombstonedrome
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Fri May 01, 2015 12:08 pm

burn
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Post by hedge » Fri May 01, 2015 3:33 pm

crashcourse wrote:too bad its not your numerical tombstonedrome
I'm not sure if it says more about that quip or the usual quality of your work, but that was one of your best...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Fri May 01, 2015 3:49 pm

I try
passing the time til 4
debating on watching the fight for 20 bucks at a buddies house

some reason I think it will be too much a scientific fight rather then the good fights we had 20 years ago--too much defense. defensive fights are boring
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Cletus » Fri May 01, 2015 4:06 pm

He's going to charge you to come to his house? Nice friends you've got.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Fri May 01, 2015 5:19 pm

Yeah, I will bring something to my friend's house (which would be worth more than "my share" of his PPV cost), but he wouldn't charge me.

It will be a very technical fight because Mayweather is probably the most disciplined fighter I've ever watched in my life. I think it will be good, considering they are both past their prime. I wish this fight was happening 5 years ago, though. I think Pac would have had more of a chance. Right now, he just has his right hand chance.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Johnette's Daddy » Fri May 01, 2015 5:44 pm

Bklyn wrote:Yeah, I will bring something to my friend's house (which would be worth more than "my share" of his PPV cost), but he wouldn't charge me.

It will be a very technical fight because Mayweather is probably the most disciplined fighter I've ever watched in my life. I think it will be good, considering they are both past their prime. I wish this fight was happening 5 years ago, though. I think Pac would have had more of a chance. Right now, he just has his right hand chance.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Sat May 02, 2015 12:00 am

Everybody says this fight should have happened 5 years ago but if both fighters are about the same level of past their prime, why should it matter? As long as they beat the fuck out of each other, everyone will go home happy. Except the folks who ordered on PPV. They'll just stay home happy.
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