The Goat Pen

they did audit me for buying a Wii with my corporate card

That'll do it.

Bklyn wrote:Tread lightly, bruh. When the numbers look that crazy, then the trough is usually being frequented by more than one horse. Play as country dumb as you can and wait for the upper management dudes to lose their cool before you start saying that things look fishy. Just show the numbers.

Yep. I have stories, plenty of stories.

"Play as country dumb"

That shouldn't prove too taxing...

aTm wrote:

DooKSucks wrote: If he is in your Cary office (if your employer is who I think it is, they have a massive office there), you need to put him in touch with me so that I can refer him to some friends of mine who do federal white color defense.

LMAO. What a typo. Oops

LOL...I just re-read it and realized I read "collar" the first time.

so I just presented the numbers to the boss (while our negotiator is in Cabo on a company trip no less) and while he didn't come unglued, it was clear he was caught off guard by the $1K cost increase per person this event has taken on since 5 years ago.

He told me to gut the budget even though that isn't my area - its the negotiators job to handle the budget. So he's (the negotiator) gonna be pissed when he gets back from his boondoggle.

My boss did say "jesus, we're spending $170 per person on alcohol?" at one point. I didn't say anything.

That's the way to play it. Joe Friday that shit.

I am trying to get a handle on bitcoin

basically I just want to do a simple cash for bitcoin exchange to be able to pay for something anonymously

but I went to get $40 worth of bitcoin and the place I went to tried to tack on $10.77 worth of fees.

Do any of you use bitcoin and if so, is there a cheaper way to get bitcoins for cash?

You buying internet pot or automatic weapons?

I need to know!

Bitcoin? Sucker.

AlabamAlum wrote:You buying internet pot or automatic weapons?

I need to know!

You're not telling, are you, eCat?

what I'm buying is not relevant to my question

just because a guy wants to buy something that can't be traced back to him doesn't mean its illegal

you hear that NSA?

Seems like bitcoin could easily be traced to you. Why don't you just pay cash for one of those burner credit cards and use that if it's a one-time purchase?

Saint wrote:Seems like bitcoin could easily be traced to you. Why don't you just pay cash for one of those burner credit cards and use that if it's a one-time purchase?

because they don't work - I've tried - they really aren't credit cards, they're just visa or amex "gift" cards that can be used on their network like a credit card - which is great for buying a video game at Target - not so much for other things.

Well, that sucks.

eCat wrote:what I'm buying is not relevant to my question

just because a guy wants to buy something that can't be traced back to him doesn't mean its illegal

you hear that NSA?

lmao.

So, automatic weapons!

Wait, if y'all white "blow it upppers" are tooling up for that New Enslavement that Black Twitter has been monitoring since the election, then I gots to know. My father's side of the family needs to initiate "Operation Nat Turner" if that's the case.

Bklyn wrote:Wait, if y'all white "blow it upppers" are tooling up for that New Enslavement that Black Twitter has been monitoring since the election, then I gots to know. My father's side of the family needs to initiate "Operation Nat Turner" if that's the case.

I've missed the last couple of meetings so I can't say for sure.

eCat,

Ixnay on the alk-tay. Operation John Birch is a go. Repeat: a go. Acquire more bitcoin (forget the fees, gotdamnit)