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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Tue Feb 07, 2017 7:15 pm

they did audit me for buying a Wii with my corporate card
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Bklyn » Tue Feb 07, 2017 7:18 pm

That'll do it.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Feb 07, 2017 8:15 pm

Bklyn wrote:Tread lightly, bruh. When the numbers look that crazy, then the trough is usually being frequented by more than one horse. Play as country dumb as you can and wait for the upper management dudes to lose their cool before you start saying that things look fishy. Just show the numbers.

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Post by hedge » Tue Feb 07, 2017 11:26 pm

"Play as country dumb"

That shouldn't prove too taxing...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:49 pm

aTm wrote:
DooKSucks wrote: If he is in your Cary office (if your employer is who I think it is, they have a massive office there), you need to put him in touch with me so that I can refer him to some friends of mine who do federal white color defense.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Bklyn » Wed Feb 08, 2017 2:43 pm

LOL...I just re-read it and realized I read "collar" the first time.
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Post by eCat » Wed Feb 08, 2017 3:57 pm

so I just presented the numbers to the boss (while our negotiator is in Cabo on a company trip no less) and while he didn't come unglued, it was clear he was caught off guard by the $1K cost increase per person this event has taken on since 5 years ago.

He told me to gut the budget even though that isn't my area - its the negotiators job to handle the budget. So he's (the negotiator) gonna be pissed when he gets back from his boondoggle.

My boss did say "jesus, we're spending $170 per person on alcohol?" at one point. I didn't say anything.
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Post by Bklyn » Wed Feb 08, 2017 4:10 pm

That's the way to play it. Joe Friday that shit.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 08, 2017 9:12 pm

I am trying to get a handle on bitcoin

basically I just want to do a simple cash for bitcoin exchange to be able to pay for something anonymously

but I went to get $40 worth of bitcoin and the place I went to tried to tack on $10.77 worth of fees.

Do any of you use bitcoin and if so, is there a cheaper way to get bitcoins for cash?
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Feb 08, 2017 9:30 pm

You buying internet pot or automatic weapons?

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:41 am

Bitcoin? Sucker.

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AlabamAlum wrote:You buying internet pot or automatic weapons?

I need to know!

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Thu Feb 09, 2017 10:46 am

what I'm buying is not relevant to my question

just because a guy wants to buy something that can't be traced back to him doesn't mean its illegal

you hear that NSA?
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Saint » Thu Feb 09, 2017 11:09 am

Seems like bitcoin could easily be traced to you. Why don't you just pay cash for one of those burner credit cards and use that if it's a one-time purchase?

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Thu Feb 09, 2017 11:16 am

Saint wrote:Seems like bitcoin could easily be traced to you. Why don't you just pay cash for one of those burner credit cards and use that if it's a one-time purchase?
because they don't work - I've tried - they really aren't credit cards, they're just visa or amex "gift" cards that can be used on their network like a credit card - which is great for buying a video game at Target - not so much for other things.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Saint » Thu Feb 09, 2017 11:18 am

Well, that sucks.

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Feb 09, 2017 11:25 am

eCat wrote:what I'm buying is not relevant to my question

just because a guy wants to buy something that can't be traced back to him doesn't mean its illegal

you hear that NSA?
lmao.

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Bklyn » Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:40 pm

Wait, if y'all white "blow it upppers" are tooling up for that New Enslavement that Black Twitter has been monitoring since the election, then I gots to know. My father's side of the family needs to initiate "Operation Nat Turner" if that's the case.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:43 pm

Bklyn wrote:Wait, if y'all white "blow it upppers" are tooling up for that New Enslavement that Black Twitter has been monitoring since the election, then I gots to know. My father's side of the family needs to initiate "Operation Nat Turner" if that's the case.
I've missed the last couple of meetings so I can't say for sure.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:49 pm

eCat,

Ixnay on the alk-tay. Operation John Birch is a go. Repeat: a go. Acquire more bitcoin (forget the fees, gotdamnit)
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