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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:20 pm
by bluetick
Nippert :::cough::: Stadium
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:29 pm
by Jungle Rat
That would make 7. Dumbass.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:31 pm
by Jungle Rat
Although Nipple is looking pretty sweet these days for a mid major. Ever touched a nipple?
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:53 am
by Saint
I'm donating my body to science. fuck 'em.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:12 am
by eCat
shit, I hope there ain't nothing left using when I'm done
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:24 am
by hedge
I always wanted to donate my skeleton to some med school and have it hanging in the classroom (or else in some mad scientist's lab, no doubt b/c of horror movies I loved as a kid. But I doubt they even use real human skeletons anymore, probably use some synthetic material to teach that kind of stuff to medical students. Burial at sea would be pretty cool, too...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:25 am
by hedge
I'm sure Rat's kids will get a lump in their throats when they spread some of his ashes where he first got laid...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:28 am
by eCat
hedge wrote:I'm sure Rat's kids will get a lump in their throats when they spread some of his ashes where he first got laid...
mine would have a hard time finding a 1977 Thunderbird
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:15 am
by crashcourse
mine would be on a railroad track behind a bowling alley on the east side of indy
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:21 am
by BigRedMan
They are going to take Rat's ashes to Over the Rhine(I think that it is) and spread them over some bum on just dropped his 40.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:30 am
by Jungle Rat
Shut it Jabba
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 10:54 am
by Bklyn
hedge wrote:Burial at sea would be pretty cool, too...
You and Osama bin Laden.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 10:59 am
by Dave23
Cremation
Wrigley Field, the Grove, my son's HS and college baseball fields, and the Gulf of Mexico
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:13 am
by hedge
Godspeed...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:40 pm
by hedge
The ghost peppers arrived today. I used the same portion (1 tablespoon) in a quart of hot water and let it steep for about 20 minutes, then added the lemon juice. One sip and my gut felt like it was going to explode. This shit is hot...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 1:43 pm
by BigRedMan
Better have some ice cream.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 1:46 pm
by eCat
ass cream too
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:22 pm
by Jungle Rat
Might as well stick a shotgun up your ass. Again.
This time load it
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 2:48 pm
by DooKSucks
Mother-in-law will spend 40k or more on our wedding. My parents will end up spending around 15k, and that doesn't include the diamond (valued at 13k) my mom gave to me to use in the engagement ring. It is all a giant waste of money. I have begged her not to engage in this extravagance, but she has insisted. Fuck it. I am along for the ride. Maybe I can get some anal on our wedding night.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 2:56 pm
by Jungle Rat
You're really going to let your mother give your wife her most expensive piece of jewelry because she likes her? This early? Dear lord you are pussy whipped. Tell your mom to wait till at least your 10th. Trust me. 10 years from now when reality and real life hits she might not feel the same way. My mom made that mistake. Cost her 20k+ in jewelry and the ex sold what was supposed to be for my daughters soon after.