Uncle Bud
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Re: Uncle Bud
Nippert :::cough::: Stadium
"OMG, this is terrible. This is the end of my presidency. I AM FUCKED!"
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Re: Uncle Bud
That would make 7. Dumbass.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Although Nipple is looking pretty sweet these days for a mid major. Ever touched a nipple?
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Re: Uncle Bud
I'm donating my body to science. fuck 'em.
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Re: Uncle Bud
shit, I hope there ain't nothing left using when I'm done
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
I always wanted to donate my skeleton to some med school and have it hanging in the classroom (or else in some mad scientist's lab, no doubt b/c of horror movies I loved as a kid. But I doubt they even use real human skeletons anymore, probably use some synthetic material to teach that kind of stuff to medical students. Burial at sea would be pretty cool, too...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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I'm sure Rat's kids will get a lump in their throats when they spread some of his ashes where he first got laid...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
mine would have a hard time finding a 1977 Thunderbirdhedge wrote:I'm sure Rat's kids will get a lump in their throats when they spread some of his ashes where he first got laid...
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
mine would be on a railroad track behind a bowling alley on the east side of indy
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Re: Uncle Bud
They are going to take Rat's ashes to Over the Rhine(I think that it is) and spread them over some bum on just dropped his 40.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Shut it Jabba
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Re: Uncle Bud
You and Osama bin Laden.hedge wrote:Burial at sea would be pretty cool, too...
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Re: Uncle Bud
Cremation
Wrigley Field, the Grove, my son's HS and college baseball fields, and the Gulf of Mexico
Wrigley Field, the Grove, my son's HS and college baseball fields, and the Gulf of Mexico
The older I get the more I pretty much hate every cocksucker that is making decisions in this world and all of the idiots that root for political parties like sports teams. — aTm
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Re: Uncle Bud
The ghost peppers arrived today. I used the same portion (1 tablespoon) in a quart of hot water and let it steep for about 20 minutes, then added the lemon juice. One sip and my gut felt like it was going to explode. This shit is hot...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Better have some ice cream.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Re: Uncle Bud
ass cream too
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Might as well stick a shotgun up your ass. Again.
This time load it
This time load it
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Re: Uncle Bud
Mother-in-law will spend 40k or more on our wedding. My parents will end up spending around 15k, and that doesn't include the diamond (valued at 13k) my mom gave to me to use in the engagement ring. It is all a giant waste of money. I have begged her not to engage in this extravagance, but she has insisted. Fuck it. I am along for the ride. Maybe I can get some anal on our wedding night.
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.
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Re: Uncle Bud
You're really going to let your mother give your wife her most expensive piece of jewelry because she likes her? This early? Dear lord you are pussy whipped. Tell your mom to wait till at least your 10th. Trust me. 10 years from now when reality and real life hits she might not feel the same way. My mom made that mistake. Cost her 20k+ in jewelry and the ex sold what was supposed to be for my daughters soon after.