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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by bluetick » Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:20 pm

Nippert :::cough::: Stadium
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:29 pm

That would make 7. Dumbass.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:31 pm

Although Nipple is looking pretty sweet these days for a mid major. Ever touched a nipple?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:53 am

I'm donating my body to science. fuck 'em.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:12 am

shit, I hope there ain't nothing left using when I'm done
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:24 am

I always wanted to donate my skeleton to some med school and have it hanging in the classroom (or else in some mad scientist's lab, no doubt b/c of horror movies I loved as a kid. But I doubt they even use real human skeletons anymore, probably use some synthetic material to teach that kind of stuff to medical students. Burial at sea would be pretty cool, too...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:25 am

I'm sure Rat's kids will get a lump in their throats when they spread some of his ashes where he first got laid...
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Post by eCat » Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:28 am

hedge wrote:I'm sure Rat's kids will get a lump in their throats when they spread some of his ashes where he first got laid...
mine would have a hard time finding a 1977 Thunderbird
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:15 am

mine would be on a railroad track behind a bowling alley on the east side of indy

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Post by BigRedMan » Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:21 am

They are going to take Rat's ashes to Over the Rhine(I think that it is) and spread them over some bum on just dropped his 40.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:30 am

Shut it Jabba

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Wed Apr 22, 2015 10:54 am

hedge wrote:Burial at sea would be pretty cool, too...
You and Osama bin Laden.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Wed Apr 22, 2015 10:59 am

Cremation

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:13 am

Godspeed...
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Post by hedge » Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:40 pm

The ghost peppers arrived today. I used the same portion (1 tablespoon) in a quart of hot water and let it steep for about 20 minutes, then added the lemon juice. One sip and my gut felt like it was going to explode. This shit is hot...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Wed Apr 22, 2015 1:43 pm

Better have some ice cream.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Apr 22, 2015 1:46 pm

ass cream too
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:22 pm

Might as well stick a shotgun up your ass. Again.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Thu Apr 23, 2015 2:48 pm

Mother-in-law will spend 40k or more on our wedding. My parents will end up spending around 15k, and that doesn't include the diamond (valued at 13k) my mom gave to me to use in the engagement ring. It is all a giant waste of money. I have begged her not to engage in this extravagance, but she has insisted. Fuck it. I am along for the ride. Maybe I can get some anal on our wedding night.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Apr 23, 2015 2:56 pm

You're really going to let your mother give your wife her most expensive piece of jewelry because she likes her? This early? Dear lord you are pussy whipped. Tell your mom to wait till at least your 10th. Trust me. 10 years from now when reality and real life hits she might not feel the same way. My mom made that mistake. Cost her 20k+ in jewelry and the ex sold what was supposed to be for my daughters soon after.

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