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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by 10ac » Mon Jan 23, 2017 5:57 pm

Damn
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:12 pm

Bklyn wrote:RIP Augie.

Rip Augie? Did AugustWest die?
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:20 pm

I think he is saying that August was our defacto tech sales man
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:23 pm

Too late. I have already started a memorial for him that will rival the great Bon Jovi send off.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Bklyn » Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:41 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Too late. I have already started a memorial for him that will rival the great Bon Jovi send off.
LOL. Yes, my reports of Augie's untimely demise may or may not be premature. eCat nailed my reference. So, is this how the Bon Jovi thing starts? Glad I could be patient zero.

Speaking of Bon Jovi, I had drinks with an industry guy I know last week. Dude is a maniac, but that is a different story. His son goes to Notre Dame with Jon's boy and they were roommates for two years. So, this past December they ask the son if he wants to spend New Years with the Bongiovis in St. Barths. The son obviously was like "ummm, yeah." Anyway, they fly privately down to Sint Maarten and then hop over to St. Barths on a yacht. They did a night at Paul McCartney's and I think attended Elton John's New Years party (it may not have been Elton, though. I had a lot of bourbon that night, so some of the details of the story are admittedly fuzzy. Either way, it was an international star that hosted a party he attended).

So, my friend grabs his phone and starts scrolling through pictures of the vacation and there was a pic of Ali hugged up with Cindy Crawford, her head on his chest, giving the duck lipped face to the camera...and he captioned it to his dad as "my new gf." Dude was having a good time.

Obviously, Cindy is married and 50 (and looks great...I wasn't sure if her commercials were lighting tricks. They are not). Ali said, though, that her daughter looks EXACTLY like her but she's only 15. So, Ali is biding his time before he takes a crack at it. He legitimately has 3, but 8 is a better spread if he wants to keep getting invites.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jan 23, 2017 7:17 pm

I need Paul McCartney's cell. Hook me up.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Mon Jan 23, 2017 9:10 pm

Bklyn wrote:
AlabamAlum wrote:Too late. I have already started a memorial for him that will rival the great Bon Jovi send off.
LOL. Yes, my reports of Augie's untimely demise may or may not be premature. eCat nailed my reference. So, is this how the Bon Jovi thing starts? Glad I could be patient zero.

Speaking of Bon Jovi, I had drinks with an industry guy I know last week. Dude is a maniac, but that is a different story. His son goes to Notre Dame with Jon's boy and they were roommates for two years. So, this past December they ask the son if he wants to spend New Years with the Bongiovis in St. Barths. The son obviously was like "ummm, yeah." Anyway, they fly privately down to Sint Maarten and then hop over to St. Barths on a yacht. They did a night at Paul McCartney's and I think attended Elton John's New Years party (it may not have been Elton, though. I had a lot of bourbon that night, so some of the details of the story are admittedly fuzzy. Either way, it was an international star that hosted a party he attended).

So, my friend grabs his phone and starts scrolling through pictures of the vacation and there was a pic of Ali hugged up with Cindy Crawford, her head on his chest, giving the duck lipped face to the camera...and he captioned it to his dad as "my new gf." Dude was having a good time.

Obviously, Cindy is married and 50 (and looks great...I wasn't sure if her commercials were lighting tricks. They are not). Ali said, though, that her daughter looks EXACTLY like her but she's only 15. So, Ali is biding his time before he takes a crack at it. He legitimately has 3, but 8 is a better spread if he wants to keep getting invites.
did I mention I tried the new Big Mac at McDonalds?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Saint » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:17 pm

The big Big Mac?

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by 10ac » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:27 pm

I've set up a "fundme" account for Augie to help with funeral expenses. Just make a donation to WWW.gofundme.com\10ac. Thanks.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:29 pm

Doing the lord's work, 10ac.
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Post by eCat » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:48 pm

Saint wrote:The big Big Mac?
see my food review on Uncle Buds
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:21 am

"did I mention I tried the new Big Mac at McDonalds?"

LMAO...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by crashcourse » Tue Jan 24, 2017 10:00 am

so Ali is the maniac's kid who Cindy spent time on?

with augie out of the picture I nominate the Ali to take over augies NSFW thread

need to post pics pronto of Cindy and the late Bon Jovi

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Post by Bklyn » Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:40 pm

Yeah, Ali is the son. I probably should not use proper names. I try to keep my stories void of defining facts. Jon likes the kid because he doesn't get Jesse into gossip columns when they hang out.
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Post by hedge » Tue Jan 24, 2017 1:29 pm

I thought you were talking about Muhammad Ali...
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Post by Bklyn » Tue Jan 24, 2017 1:31 pm

I was. But you can call him Clay.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jan 24, 2017 10:29 pm

Hedge is retarded. RIP Augie.

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:03 pm

Time Warner/Charter/Spectrum

whatever they are called - their DVR sucks ass. Can't even record based on keyword. How is that possible in 2017?
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Post by hedge » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:57 am

Can you burn stuff off their DVR to an external hard drive?
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:15 am

hedge wrote:Can you burn stuff off their DVR to an external hard drive?
I just got it but I doubt it - not easliy. I mean you can buy a DVD recorder that has component in and burn DVDs by hooking the dvr up to the DVD recorder, but I suspect whats on the hard drive itself is encrypted.

All this is just temporary anyways. within 2 years, the DVR will be obsolete and everything will be cloud based/on demand.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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