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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by hedge » Sat Apr 11, 2015 8:31 am

Not if you are the victim. In that case, it is a positive delight. Which is what I've been saying the whole time, but you seem too dense to grasp that. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Actually, there is something wrong with that, there is something wrong with being that big a dumbass...
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Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Apr 11, 2015 9:27 am

LoL

I think I figured that out from the gitgo. I just liked making you dance. thanks for the performance.

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Post by Dr. Strangelove » Wed Apr 22, 2015 5:40 pm

Saban cries that satellite camps are unfair

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr- ... 53422.html

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Post by aTm » Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:23 pm

The NCAA outlawed hosting camps away from campus for recruiting mainly because Oklahoma State was ridiculously holding their camps in Houston. This is just the new way of coaching recruits at a camp to get around the rule.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:59 am

If you let schools host satellite camps, that could lead to Hurry Up No Huddle offenses, which Saban also tried to ban.

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Post by Dr. Strangelove » Sat Jun 20, 2015 8:44 pm

Bama and FSU to open 2017 in Atlanta

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Post by Dr. Nostron » Thu Jun 25, 2015 1:38 pm

We will be rebuilding that year - wont be pretty.

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Post by billy bob bocephus » Thu Jun 25, 2015 8:01 pm

you'll attend anyway, right?

lots of good eats in Atlanta...

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Post by Dr. Nostron » Fri Jun 26, 2015 1:35 pm

but of course

I just hope we are still competitive at the half

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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Jun 26, 2015 10:41 pm

Only AA is allowed to sandbag around here.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Jun 27, 2015 11:01 am

Story: Porn traffic surged immediately after Bama's loss to Ohio State in last year's Sugar Bowl

al.com/news/index.ssf/2015/06/this_is_what_happened_to_pornh.html

I guess the tree-poisonings, tea baggings, and murders were getting too routine methods of dealing with defeat. The distraught Tide fans decided to take things into their own hands.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Jun 27, 2015 12:09 pm

Good god, you're too stupid to breathe.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Jun 27, 2015 5:00 pm

Which porn sites did you visit after the last Sugar Bowl?
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Jun 27, 2015 5:08 pm

You really have issues.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Jun 27, 2015 10:40 pm

This is a metaphor of what I do to AA whenever I'm in a whimsical mood:

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jun 27, 2015 10:54 pm

That is pretty good. I liked hedge peeking over the fence.

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jun 27, 2015 10:59 pm

I treated Sporty a little different. Up Up Up!!

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Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Jun 27, 2015 11:01 pm

Another metaphor of my messing with The Grumpy One:

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Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Jun 27, 2015 11:07 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:I treated Sporty a little different. Up Up Up!!

[youtube]ZomwVcGt0LE[/youtube]
That was a good one. Here's another:

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Dr. Strangelove » Thu Jul 09, 2015 8:17 pm

RIP Kenny Stabler

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