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Post by sardis » Wed Mar 22, 2023 2:52 pm

Just waiting for the numbers on that Otahni contract...

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EUGE!

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Post by hedge » Wed Mar 22, 2023 9:58 pm

sardis wrote: Wed Mar 22, 2023 2:52 pm Just waiting for the numbers on that Otahni contract...
I'm waiting for the numbers on your gravestone...
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Post by Tree » Sat Mar 25, 2023 2:25 pm

Playing for the Yankees Has Its Perks. In-Flight Internet Is Not One of Them.

Tragically, one of the world’s most valuable sports franchises doesn’t provide complimentary Wi-Fi to its millionaire employees.

https://www.si.com/mlb/2023/03/15/yanke ... t-internet
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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 30, 2023 7:23 pm

WTF?

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Post by sardis » Fri Mar 31, 2023 1:08 pm

Damn...solid.

I will be at the Pirate home opener next week. We'll probably have some polka accordion guy throw out the first pitch...

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Post by hedge » Fri Mar 31, 2023 5:30 pm

"I will be at the Pirate home opener next week."

Hopefully they'll make you walk the plank (D-)...
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Hang yourself

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I guess it's a thing now


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CarrASSco
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Dollar hotdog night in Philly is not a good idea.

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Rays have a hr in each of their first 22 games. Anyone care? Me either.
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Post by eCat » Wed Apr 26, 2023 7:20 am

This is a column I suspect could be written many times in the next few years, but now is as good a time as any.

Where is rock bottom for Cincinnati Reds attendance?

The Reds are averaging 15,890 fans at Great American Ball Park this season. No surprise as the Reds have followed up a 100-loss season with another rough start, entering Wednesday in last place in the NL Central.

It’s a jarring number, nonetheless, because it indicates the Reds’ home attendance continues in a freefall − even after a historically brutal 2022.

The Reds averaged 17,447 at home last season, worst in Great American Ball Park history. Total attendance last season was down nearly 1 million fans compared to 2003, the Reds’ first season at GABP.

The Reds so far are averaging nearly 1,600 fewer fans than they did last season. And that’s with a stadium-record Opening Day crowd this year. However, that was offset by the smallest crowd to ever attend a game at GABP. The Reds announced 7,375 showed up for the April 17 game vs. Tampa Bay.

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Cinci is a football town now...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 26, 2023 8:29 am

The Reds deserve all the hardship coming their way. The team will get better by next year but the ownership can suck my dick.
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Phil fucked around & found out. Opening Day is a holiday. It's always going to sell out.

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Post by Dave23 » Wed Apr 26, 2023 8:40 am

Yeah, I don’t see the Nashville Reds happening anytime soon…
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 26, 2023 8:46 am

They'll never leave. They've got excellent youth but They'll most likely trade them away as they become arbitration eligible. As usual. We dumped Gray & Castillo last year & they're 1 & 2 in era right now. It's sad.

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Post by eCat » Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:04 am

well the good news is group tickets should be easy to get
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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