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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 3:24 pm
by Jungle Rat
Jimmy hasn't posted here in years.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:46 am
by Saint
eCat wrote:I used to work for a paper mill back in the 90's.
The head honcho there would talk about the demise of newspapers and say that there will always be newspapers and magazines because you can't take a computer with you when you take a shit
I thought about him as I just spent 20 minutes taking a dump, looking at reddit on my smart phone.
btw, he lost his job in 2001 and opened up a quizno's in Sharonville.
I guess he went at the whole taking a shit from a different angle.
Remind me to never borrow your phone...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 3:54 am
by eCat
heh
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:55 am
by aTm
Uh, don't ever use anybody else's phone.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:38 pm
by Jungle Rat
Shut up
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 2:14 am
by Saint
aTm wrote:Uh, don't ever use anybody else's phone.
Probably not a good idea to shake anyone's hand either.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 8:30 am
by hedge
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 8:54 am
by eCat
that's funny but I have no idea how your mind brought to that scene
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 9:33 am
by hedge
Stu is skert to touch anybody, he might as well be a Matrix-like pod person, schtewing (or rather, Stu-ing) in his own solipsistic juices...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 10:23 pm
by crotch
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:14 am
by hedge
Maryland's worst quality is fewest inmates over 50? Surely there is something worse about Maryland than that. In fact, that could be viewed as a positive. The thugs in Baltimore need to get busy...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:15 am
by eCat
I actually surprised that Kentucky's (while bad) wasn't worse
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:31 am
by Jungle Rat
North Carolina was spot on. It even shows in here.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:35 am
by hedge
There were two other states that had lowest high school graduates and lowest college graduates. You'd think that even a bad education would be better than no education...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 7:02 pm
by Jungle Rat
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 3:52 pm
by eCat
you come home from work to find your dog chewing on your daughters high dollar mouthpiece that was specially designed for her braces to play lacrosse and you realize he dragged it out of her case from her lacrosse bag
do you
1. tell her knowing she'll never use it again, demand that you buy another one when she has a game in 1 hour
2. wash it off in the sink , put it back in her case and pretend it never happened.
you know which one I did.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 4:39 pm
by Dave23
I really don't think anyone here would take option #1 in that scenario...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 5:08 pm
by aTm
I was thinking the dog bent it out of shape or something at first, but no way would I do anything but 2 if it was still fine.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:44 pm
by Bklyn
It would not be a sink wash off, though. Isopropyl and then drop it in water slightly below 212* F.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 8:37 pm
by Jungle Rat
5 second rule
