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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Jan 02, 2015 10:50 am

Guilty as charged.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Dr. Nostron » Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:26 pm

Professor Tiger wrote:Having watched Oregon slice, dice, and julienne FSU, I am no longer confident that Bama will beat the Ducks. Smart has problems stopping spread offenses, and Oregon has the best I've seen. The Duck defense made the crab thief/table dancer and the rest of the Nole offense look comical.

Alabama has a real fight on their hands next week.

This post is so horrifically incorrect on so many levels I started to just ignore it but I cannot.

The Noles had 528 yards, and 28 firstdowns. They lost because they couldnt hold on to the damn ball but Oregons defense was hardly the problem.

Also, as I am sure you may be aware, Alabama will not be playing next week !!

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Jan 02, 2015 11:09 pm

If anything, "slice, dice and julienne" doesn't adequately describe what Oregon did to FSU. It resembled the love scene in "Deliverance."
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Dr. Nostron » Sun Jan 04, 2015 8:26 pm

No - you're still wrong.

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Sun Jan 04, 2015 9:32 pm

No Bama loss is complete without a comment from PfM:

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Dr. Nostron » Tue Jan 06, 2015 4:37 pm

I'll give this cat credit for one thing - he has parlayed his own idiocy (and somehow found a legion of callers dumber than him) into fame and fortune.

Only in America.

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 06, 2015 4:41 pm

What does that make you?
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Dr. Nostron » Tue Jan 06, 2015 4:44 pm

What does that make me what?

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by hedge » Wed Jan 07, 2015 10:47 am

Well, he has parlayed his idiocy into fame and fortune, what have you done with yours?
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by The Gray Ghost » Wed Jan 07, 2015 1:14 pm

He's the Finebaum of Tifton - legend at all Shoneys and Golden Corralls within a 100 mile radius.

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by hedge » Wed Jan 07, 2015 1:45 pm

I would probably substitute "terror" for "legend"...
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Dr. Nostron » Wed Jan 07, 2015 3:35 pm

harsh but fair

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Jan 07, 2015 4:47 pm

Get this restaurant crap off the Bama thread!
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Dr. Strangelove » Sun Mar 29, 2015 11:32 am

Bammer fan speculates that Saban might be able to convince Izzo to take the Alabama job

http://alabama.scout.com/forums/1016-ba ... -sway-izzo

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Mar 29, 2015 11:46 am

Do you like TOSUC as the designation for tOSU in Columbus?
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Dr. Strangelove » Sun Mar 29, 2015 12:21 pm

Heh heh

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Dr. Strangelove » Sun Mar 29, 2015 12:32 pm

Jonathan Taylor arrested for domestic violence AGAIN

You will recall that Georgia kicked him off the team for beating up his girlfriend and Bama very quickly scooped him up

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Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Mar 29, 2015 12:50 pm

I don't know if quickly is correct, but, yeah, Saban embraces the Christian ideal of forgiveness. Sometimes that bites you.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 29, 2015 2:55 pm

Twice?

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:08 pm

Ok.....

I don't know if quickly is correct, but, yeah, Saban embraces the Christian ideal of forgiveness. Sometimes that bites you.

I don't know if quickly is correct, but, yeah, Saban embraces the Christian ideal of forgiveness. Sometimes that bites you.
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