The Goat Pen

He did get lost in the Iowa corn.

I had a dream last night. Don't remember all of it but there were some ancient dying gods coughing up blood and a few handy newcomers transcending into the divine kingdom. It's not often that us mortals get to witness a change of the guard but for a split second there was a baton being passed. I woke just before the heavenly Judge gave his verdict.

Guess you weren't one of the handy newcomers...

It's supposed to be the Mets, nimrod.

Maris family at Yankee Stadium tonight.

Trees Mom

Good. Now they can start throwing him the regular baseballs again & not the juiced up ones they've been serving him since August.

It's not the baseballs that are juiced...

I wish the Pirates could play the Reds every game.

So do crickets

Ok. I just noticed they played today.

Judge gets 61. Must have had 12 walks since 60.

Now Mrs. Maris can finally go home. Poor lady.

That's pretty cool. I bet fans of every team would love to see something similar about their city and stadium...

I'd love to see something similar about your wake and funeral. Open casket of course just so we're sure.

Not bad. You're learning, Grasshopper...

Solid B Tree. Nice.

Good stuff…

Phillies make the playoffs tonight for the what....3rd time outside of the Utley, Howard, Rollins or Shmidty years?