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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Sep 21, 2022 5:13 pm

He did get lost in the Iowa corn.
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Post by Tree » Wed Sep 21, 2022 10:26 pm

I had a dream last night. Don't remember all of it but there were some ancient dying gods coughing up blood and a few handy newcomers transcending into the divine kingdom. It's not often that us mortals get to witness a change of the guard but for a split second there was a baton being passed. I woke just before the heavenly Judge gave his verdict.
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Post by hedge » Thu Sep 22, 2022 8:15 am

Guess you weren't one of the handy newcomers...
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Post by Tree » Thu Sep 22, 2022 7:02 pm

It's supposed to be the Mets, nimrod.
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Post by Tree » Thu Sep 22, 2022 7:36 pm

Maris family at Yankee Stadium tonight.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Sep 23, 2022 11:31 pm

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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Sep 23, 2022 11:43 pm

Good. Now they can start throwing him the regular baseballs again & not the juiced up ones they've been serving him since August.
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Post by sardis » Wed Sep 28, 2022 3:53 pm

It's not the baseballs that are juiced...
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Post by sardis » Wed Sep 28, 2022 3:55 pm

I wish the Pirates could play the Reds every game.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Sep 28, 2022 4:11 pm

So do crickets
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Sep 28, 2022 4:53 pm

Ok. I just noticed they played today. 🤣
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Post by Tree » Wed Sep 28, 2022 11:17 pm

Judge gets 61. Must have had 12 walks since 60.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Sep 29, 2022 7:33 am

Now Mrs. Maris can finally go home. Poor lady.
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Re: Baseball

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Post by hedge » Fri Sep 30, 2022 2:04 pm

That's pretty cool. I bet fans of every team would love to see something similar about their city and stadium...
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Post by Tree » Fri Sep 30, 2022 2:11 pm

I'd love to see something similar about your wake and funeral. Open casket of course just so we're sure.
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Post by hedge » Fri Sep 30, 2022 2:13 pm

Not bad. You're learning, Grasshopper...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Sep 30, 2022 4:18 pm

Solid B Tree. Nice.
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Post by Dave23 » Sat Oct 01, 2022 11:02 am

Good stuff…
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Re: Baseball

Post by Tree » Tue Oct 04, 2022 1:19 am

Phillies make the playoffs tonight for the what....3rd time outside of the Utley, Howard, Rollins or Shmidty years?
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