La Salle Explorers
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Re: La Salle Explorers
Yeah, I was a little confused when you said that that little gibe was the one that had finally crossed the line. I felt that it was almost obligatory...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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"Its a different world at Hi-tech on how they take care of employees."
My buddy works as SAS in Cary, I was IM'ing him a few months ago asking him about some ergonomic chair he had at his house that he said he didn't like very much. He told me if I didn't like my chair at work to call the "ergo guy" to bring me a new one. I said "do you really have a guy there whose only job is to make sure everybody has a chair they're satisfied with?" and he said "not a guy, but guys", i.e., they have a whole department of people who go around and make sure everybody's desk is adjusted to the proper height (evidently the desks are adjustable as well as the chairs) and that they're happy with their chairs. Fucking ergo guy? Ergo department?? Jesus...
My buddy works as SAS in Cary, I was IM'ing him a few months ago asking him about some ergonomic chair he had at his house that he said he didn't like very much. He told me if I didn't like my chair at work to call the "ergo guy" to bring me a new one. I said "do you really have a guy there whose only job is to make sure everybody has a chair they're satisfied with?" and he said "not a guy, but guys", i.e., they have a whole department of people who go around and make sure everybody's desk is adjusted to the proper height (evidently the desks are adjustable as well as the chairs) and that they're happy with their chairs. Fucking ergo guy? Ergo department?? Jesus...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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So, while I was trying to get out from the storm, my son is waiting in Portland. He goes to downtown Portland to get some food (in an area where there are a number of establishments. While there, an outdoor fashion show is going on. So he's sitting and eating when about 200 yards away, all of a sudden, BLM starts a protest blocking the streets, etc. It doesn't last long, the police come and break it up. After the protest, 2 policemen walk up to my son and ask him what he's doing there. He tells them watching the fashion show (he's sitting there in jeans and a sports coat). They ask him for his ID and then accuse him of having a fake ID when it's Louisiana. They then ask why he's in Portland. He tells them he's watching the fashion show. Why isn't he in Louisiana (I guess this isn't a free country)? He's working at Intel. One of the police tell him he doesn't believe him. Why was he out protesting? Fortunately, the table next to him said that my son had been at that table watching the fashion show like them. They finally moved on.
Now, my son calls me at my father's house (can't call my cell because AT&T phones in Baton Rouge are out), and I have to calm him down. It's America and he is what he is.
Now, my son calls me at my father's house (can't call my cell because AT&T phones in Baton Rouge are out), and I have to calm him down. It's America and he is what he is.
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Sucks
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Did he get badge numbers or names, spacer?
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Re: La Salle Explorers
Impossible. Portland is a tolerant utopia! There was even a tv show!Owlman wrote:So, while I was trying to get out from the storm, my son is waiting in Portland. He goes to downtown Portland to get some food (in an area where there are a number of establishments. While there, an outdoor fashion show is going on. So he's sitting and eating when about 200 yards away, all of a sudden, BLM starts a protest blocking the streets, etc. It doesn't last long, the police come and break it up. After the protest, 2 policemen walk up to my son and ask him what he's doing there. He tells them watching the fashion show (he's sitting there in jeans and a sports coat). They ask him for his ID and then accuse him of having a fake ID when it's Louisiana. They then ask why he's in Portland. He tells them he's watching the fashion show. Why isn't he in Louisiana (I guess this isn't a free country)? He's working at Intel. One of the police tell him he doesn't believe him. Why was he out protesting? Fortunately, the table next to him said that my son had been at that table watching the fashion show like them. They finally moved on.
Now, my son calls me at my father's house (can't call my cell because AT&T phones in Baton Rouge are out), and I have to calm him down. It's America and he is what he is.
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Re: La Salle Explorers
I'm not surprised. My list of stories is long. The number of incidents have dropped precipitously since I got deep into my 30s, but we are all the same since about 1973.
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Re: La Salle Explorers
I can relate. People treat me like I'm retarded when I tell them I am color blind and they ask me questions louder too.
I don't even tell cops I'm color blind when they pull me over
CBLM!!!!!!!!
I don't even tell cops I'm color blind when they pull me over
CBLM!!!!!!!!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I am not ludicrous enough to say I can relate. I just don't know what else can be done to change it.
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Mandatoy High School Graduation. You don't go to school, you go to juvie school.
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No. He was so startled, he didn't think about that. Just scared. What if he was executing his constitutional right and owned a gun?AlabamAlum wrote:Did he get badge numbers or names, spacer?
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Well, he would have been shot, probably. At least with those cops, anyway.
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Re: La Salle Explorers
people won't let this Harambe thing go
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AUGUST 23--An “erratic” Ohio man who was “acting like a gorilla” and “masturbating on the sidewalk” is facing a disorderly conduct charge, according to police.
Responding to 911 calls about a pair of “white males running around the lot taking off their clothes,” Warren City Police Department cops Friday morning encountered Timothy Cook, 32, who reportedly had been “growling and punching the cement.”
Cook, a witness told officers, had entered a state motor vehicles office and began waving his arms around. He then exited the building and “began masturbating on the sidewalk,” according to a police report.
When a cop subsequently approached Cook, the suspect was sweating profusely and “acting like a gorilla.” Cook, an officer noted, was “squatting on all fours, punching the blacktop and jumping up and down screaming noncoherently.”
Cook was detained without incident and placed into an ambulance “due to his erratic behavior.” Paramedics treated Cook for an apparent overdose, though police records do not indicate what drug (or drugs) he may have used.
Seen above, Cook was charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated. Cook’s cohort, Osmond LeMasters, 24, was busted on the same misdemeanor count.
Cook’s rap sheet includes multiple arrests for drug possession and theft, along with collars for burglary, criminal trespass, breaking and entering, domestic violence, possession of drug paraphernalia, and carrying a concealed weapon. Court records show that Cook has a pending felony narcotics possession case.
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AUGUST 23--An “erratic” Ohio man who was “acting like a gorilla” and “masturbating on the sidewalk” is facing a disorderly conduct charge, according to police.
Responding to 911 calls about a pair of “white males running around the lot taking off their clothes,” Warren City Police Department cops Friday morning encountered Timothy Cook, 32, who reportedly had been “growling and punching the cement.”
Cook, a witness told officers, had entered a state motor vehicles office and began waving his arms around. He then exited the building and “began masturbating on the sidewalk,” according to a police report.
When a cop subsequently approached Cook, the suspect was sweating profusely and “acting like a gorilla.” Cook, an officer noted, was “squatting on all fours, punching the blacktop and jumping up and down screaming noncoherently.”
Cook was detained without incident and placed into an ambulance “due to his erratic behavior.” Paramedics treated Cook for an apparent overdose, though police records do not indicate what drug (or drugs) he may have used.
Seen above, Cook was charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated. Cook’s cohort, Osmond LeMasters, 24, was busted on the same misdemeanor count.
Cook’s rap sheet includes multiple arrests for drug possession and theft, along with collars for burglary, criminal trespass, breaking and entering, domestic violence, possession of drug paraphernalia, and carrying a concealed weapon. Court records show that Cook has a pending felony narcotics possession case.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: La Salle Explorers
Probably the same guy who hacked the zoos twitter.
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What's Harambe?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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The name of that Gorilla that was shot at the Cinci zoo
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Why is Hedge so stupid?
Oh wait.......I get it now.
Took me a few seconds
Oh wait.......I get it now.
Took me a few seconds
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Just read the Wikipedia account of Fuchida, who led the attack on Pearl Harbor and survived WWII as he slowly became a Christian and totally changed his beliefs. Fascinating. Will now look for a book on the man
My Dad is my hero still.
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You do that. Take your time.
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.