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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 2:11 pm
by GBJs
You may be right. You've got at least a one in three chance.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:09 pm
by Professor Tiger
DooKSucks wrote:Those girls know how to drink and how to work a cock, and several of them probably know how to cut a line of powder with the best of them...
All probably true, but as true Southern women, they are also technical virgins and will remain so until they have been married for several years.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:34 pm
by GBJs
well, ya know what they say about wedding cake...
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:14 pm
by billy bob bocephus
that its usually stale?
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:14 pm
by GBJs
no, it's the only food that slows a woman's sex drive by at least 50%.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:23 pm
by Professor Tiger
Heh. Very often, true.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:19 am
by AlabamAlum
FERNANDINA BEACH, Fla. -- A cab driver has been charged with manslaughter for allegedly providing the drugs that resulted in the death of Alabama offensive lineman Aaron Douglas.
Fernandina Beach Police said in a news release that Rodney Young Odum was arrested late Monday and charged with manslaughter and the sale/delivery of a controlled substance. An autopsy report found Douglas died May 12 as a result of multiple drugs found in his system.
Police chief James Hurley says Douglas rode to a party in a cab driven by Odum. Hurley says Odum either sold or gave him two prescription Methadone pills during the trip.
http://espn.go.com/college-football/sto ... on-douglas
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:06 am
by AlabamAlum
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 12:21 am
by GBJs
One more week.......
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 3:16 pm
by AlabamAlum
I know I'm old fashioned, but I just hate the tats:
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 3:42 pm
by puterbac
I don't get all the tattoos either.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 9:06 pm
by GBJs
I'm sure they mean something to him. While it's not my style either, I don't give a shit if he paints himself pink and purple and sings the Barney theme song all week. As long as they stay eligible and out of trouble I've a feeling a lot of defenses will feel hunger pangs trying to stop him, Lacy, and Fowler this season.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 11:35 pm
by Jungle Rat
Agreed
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:27 am
by AlabamAlum
Yeah, I couldn't care less if he painted blue and green barberpoles up each arm as long as he keeps running like a beast. But to me, personally, I just don't get it. Its even more noticeable with the basketball players because of their unis.
Another thing I don't care for is the "Predator" hairstyle (Julio, for example). Most of the time, their helmet won't fit properly. Looks like it could be dangerous.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:28 am
by AlabamAlum
While I'm at it, I don't like earrings on guys, either.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:29 am
by AlabamAlum
And I don't like to see men with glossy, manicured nails.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:30 am
by AlabamAlum
Yes, I'm old.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:44 pm
by GBJs
Don't feel so alone. I must be fairly old too.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:51 pm
by GBJs
While we're at it, what's up with these asshats wearing orange shirts with blue jeans?
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:52 pm
by GBJs
then again, who would freely wear an orange shirt.
