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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:54 pm

did you tell her it looked like one of those sweater de-linter things by the time we got around to it?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Cats rule » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:55 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:I didn't have a Big Wheel. I think those came after me. We played army with rocks, pine cones and sticks.
pussy....we played army w/ bb guns, bottle rockets and home-made tater cannons (but we'd shoot tennis balls because they'd go further/straighter)

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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:02 pm

Ahhh, a rich kid. Pathetic. You wouldn't have lasted in my group. We'd have stoned you to death.

BB guns? Bottle rockets? Well, aren't you special.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:03 pm

eCat,

Heh. No, left that part off. Will have to call her...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:56 pm

We used to build slingshots using wood blocks (about 10" long, 4" thick),

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a pinch spring clothes pin

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and a thick rubber band

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Split the rubber band, nail it on one end, nail the clothes pin on the other...shoot rocks (or as a kid in North Philly...Shaefer bottled beer caps). It was cool because you could run around with one in the chamber. Bottle caps start to arc right or left after about 5 feet once you shoot them, though. Rocks were much more effective (dangerous), but harder to find ones that always fit into the "chamber."
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Post by It's me Karen » Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:07 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:Oh yeah, my mom's had it for years. It's almost like OCD.
My dad had it too.

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Post by Hizzy III » Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:20 pm

The best part about big wheels was the kid who took it too seriously and got to rocking that goddamn head from side to side while he's peddaling, like George Jefferson doin' a pimp strut.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:24 pm

Lex City Council releases pics of what Rupp will look like renovated.....

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:26 pm

We used to have bb gun fights in the woods when we were kids. My mom put a stop to it though after I got shot behind the ear. It's still in there today. We moved on to Army men and fireworks. Then dirt bike ramps.

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Post by Bklyn » Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:45 pm

And as a result you still get stopped going through airport security.
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Post by Saint » Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:48 pm

he's on the no-fly list anyway

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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:49 pm

Speaking of TSA, Sen. Paul got stopped after an "abnormality" was discovered on his knee by a body scanner. Hopefully, he become an outspoken advocate for the ridiculous security theater that is the TSA.
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Post by 10ac » Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:31 pm

I heard that was in Nashville. It's easier to go from Santiago, Chile to Dallas than Nashville to Dallas.
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Post by hedge » Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:38 pm

"Lex City Council releases pics of what Rupp will look like renovated....."

I see quite a few non-national champion banners hanging in there. What's up with that, Crotch? I thought UK only hung banners for national championships. What else can we expect of this new arena? Fans rushing the court after a victory? I'd like to think that could never happen, but seeing those non-national championship banners hanging there, I can only think standards are slipping in Lexington. Or else it's just been so fucking long since UK actually won a national championship that the powers that be realized it would be wise to start hanging some mere FF banners, lest you not put another banner up at all. Good thinking. Now start rushing the court, Crotch. Or at least the common area of your trailer park. You know you've done that after a UK victory before...
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Post by Bklyn » Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:13 am

AlabamAlum wrote:Speaking of TSA, Sen. Paul got stopped after an "abnormality" was discovered on his knee by a body scanner. Hopefully, he become an outspoken advocate for the ridiculous security theater that is the TSA.
From what I heard, he set off a scanner and refused a pat down. So, they walked him to the back to be questioned (and let thee other passengers get thru security). I don't remember what happened after that.

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Post by crotch » Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:21 am

hedge wrote:"Lex City Council releases pics of what Rupp will look like renovated....."

I see quite a few non-national champion banners hanging in there. What's up with that, Crotch? I thought UK only hung banners for national championships. What else can we expect of this new arena? Fans rushing the court after a victory? I'd like to think that could never happen, but seeing those non-national championship banners hanging there, I can only think standards are slipping in Lexington. Or else it's just been so fucking long since UK actually won a national championship that the powers that be realized it would be wise to start hanging some mere FF banners, lest you not put another banner up at all. Good thinking. Now start rushing the court, Crotch. Or at least the common area of your trailer park. You know you've done that after a UK victory before...

No doubt you noticed there's none of those ridiculous 'Helms Banners' in the rafters....can't say that about the DD, now can you Hedge?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:52 am

Bklyn wrote:And as a result you still get stopped going through airport security.
No, that's my fake hip.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:55 am

Saint wrote:he's on the no-fly list anyway
Stop up a toilet one time on a Boston to LA direct flight just one time and I get labeled. It's not fair.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:26 am

so in the mockup of Rupp, they really felt the need to include a guy in a storm trooper outfit riding a segway?

who the fuck is doing the CAD work?

I wonder if the upper seats will have seatbacks instead of bleachers ?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:55 am

UK scored 19 points in the second half last night? Really? Georgia shot 3 free throws? Really??
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