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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Nov 04, 2014 9:59 am

AlabamAlum wrote:We'll make Driskel look like some Marino-Favre-Manning-Brady RoboQB. He'll be picking bits of burnt crimson jersey from his mechanical jaws for weeks. The field will run red in an unfortunate soup of our own blood, tears, and despair.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:01 am

AlabamAlum wrote:Apparently Bama opened as a 17-point fav in Vegas. It's down to 15 now because the smart bet is on Florida. This is easy money. Bet the house, the car, the farm, the wife, the kids....everything. Bama will likely not even win and they definitely won't cover.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:01 am

We caught them right. We could have easily been Georgia'd in that game if the ball bounced differently.

Buy look at our road games. We underperformed in every one and we've faced nothing that compares to Tiger Stadium at night against LSU.

But, you give me LSU + 14 and we've got a bet. What will the wager be?
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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:14 am

AlabamAlum wrote:I think we are probably as good (or better than) TAMU, position wise, but they match up better (the opposite of Arkie). So, I give us a 40% chance.
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AlabamAlum wrote:On to Neyland. I am VERY Impressed with the improvement the Vols have made under Butch. We should escape KnoxVegas with a close win (on paper, anyway)
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:23 am

So we have a bet?
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by DDAL » Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:18 pm

Is that seriously in the constitution? I could easily check westlaw, but I trust anyone who quotes Abraham Lincoln in his tag line.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:27 pm

Heh.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Nov 05, 2014 9:51 am

That was funny. I would revise the wording to say "football coach named Bryant or Saban. This shall not apply to coaches named Curry, Dubose, Shula or Price."
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Nov 05, 2014 9:55 am

Price never coached.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Nov 05, 2014 2:02 pm

No, I'm pretty sure if I don't share his opinion on Bama or the SEC it's because he is completely biased.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by The Gray Ghost » Wed Nov 05, 2014 3:14 pm

So if Alabama's then Governor and Lt. Governor had died on lets say March 1 2003, who would have become Governor under AA's state constitution?

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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Nov 05, 2014 3:25 pm

The next in line is Henry from the Waffle House on Route 237.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by aTm » Wed Nov 05, 2014 3:40 pm

Dennis Franchione! We're saved!
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by hedge » Wed Nov 05, 2014 4:26 pm

I'd vote for what's her name (Hulga?) who calls in to the radio show...
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