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Re: UCLA Bruins
Oh boy
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I guess that shrimp will be peeling and eating your duodenum in a couple of hours
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Re: UCLA Bruins
We hardly knew ye. In fact, we didn't know ye at all...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
outstanding display of tittays on True Detective last night. Then I realized they belonged to Alexandria Daddario, who was in that Percy Jackson movie I watched with my kid 2 days earlier.
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no shit, that was her?
speaking of titties, I'm watching Lolo Jones on TV and she is a hottie, but I was also watching Serena Williams on ESPN. I don't care what anybody says, I'd try to wreck that ass if I ever had the chance.
speaking of titties, I'm watching Lolo Jones on TV and she is a hottie, but I was also watching Serena Williams on ESPN. I don't care what anybody says, I'd try to wreck that ass if I ever had the chance.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Yep, those were the best tits I've seen in a good while. how is it old-ass Woody Harrelson gets to have those in his face?
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Hollywood producers and writers are about the same age, that's why.
No way I get close to Lolo Jones. A 29 years old virgin with an absentee Daddy is a recipe for disaster.
I would definitely toss Serena some long stroke...granted I control all the positions.
No way I get close to Lolo Jones. A 29 years old virgin with an absentee Daddy is a recipe for disaster.
I would definitely toss Serena some long stroke...granted I control all the positions.
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yea, thats all I get when I hear Lolo talk is damaged goods
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
That butt would crush your dick.
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I'd let her tryJungle Rat wrote:That butt would crush your dick.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Serena fluctuates in size like Oprah. Lately, she's been looking good. A few years back she was a heifer and playing badly.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
moooooooooo
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
"how is it old-ass Woody Harrelson gets to have those in his face?"
He's only a couple of years older than you. And lighter in weight by a good 4 stone...
He's only a couple of years older than you. And lighter in weight by a good 4 stone...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
not in the 2012 interviews on True Detective. he's beefy there.
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He might've beefed up for some acting role, but he's a know health food nut. Even at his worst he's never approached your gross. Your grotesque gross...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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he's a stoner too, which I was when I was a thinner man, ironically.
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I have never been much of a Woody Allen movie fan. After reading this I am a bit stunned he is even able to make movies
http://kristof.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/0 ... blogs&_r=0
http://kristof.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/0 ... blogs&_r=0
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Hollywood is full of short-term memory bitches and scum.
Also, RIP Phillip Seymour Hoffman. One of my favorite actors of all time.
Also, RIP Phillip Seymour Hoffman. One of my favorite actors of all time.
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He died? Jesus, he was young.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.