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Re: College Football

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:36 pm

Fuck you. Fuck you, and fuck you too.
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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:43 pm

Who's next?
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
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Re: College Football

Post by crotch » Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:33 pm

Home Depot in Tuscaloosa uses championship years to number isles.


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Post by hedge » Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:10 pm

I bet Tant's Five and Dime (Doodle and Hulga Tant, proprietors) in Possum Gulch does the same thing with UK's championship years. I just hope they've gotten new produce since the last one, else that place be stankin'. Stankin' more than usual, I mean. Of course, anyone using UK's championship years in that fashion (or any fashion) is used to 20 year droughts...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:35 am

I can't look at football players with hair like thisImage

and not think of this

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:44 pm

Now you know why he could fly so high

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:34 pm

Dr. Nostron wrote:Hey, Cool - Tom Brady is my cousin!
Fuck. Now Im going to have to leave the wedding early just so I can get something to eat at the reception.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:40 pm

To bad Mook took his little balls and went home. I would love to hear his thoughts on the next UC head coach, the coach of the High School he went to, bolting to The University Of Ohio State.
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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:02 pm

Reports* have been coursing through the tubes of the internets saying Peyton was cut from Indy...

*According to ESPN's Mortensen
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Re: College Football

Post by crashcourse » Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:25 pm

he'll go to the cardinals
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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:26 pm

It's good to be a retired football player...

until you get caught.

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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:34 pm

Eddie will be alright. Taj understands.
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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:08 am

Wow, did Shanahan just pull a Ditka?

Rams have to be giddy.

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Re: College Football

Post by DooKSucks » Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:25 pm

Fuck. I just want Snyder to die.
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Re: College Football

Post by crashcourse » Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:03 pm

well technically its only 2 #1's and a number 2 to move up 4 spots in the draft

but still

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:07 pm

I feel sorry for RG3 more than I do Deadskin fans.
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Re: College Football

Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:12 pm

I only know two Redskin fans...and they are both morons.
THE_WIZARD_. Internet legend and all around good guy. STFU.
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Re: College Football

Post by crashcourse » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:59 pm

I didn't know you like the skins wiz
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Re: College Football

Post by BigRedMan » Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:21 pm

THE_WIZARD_ wrote:I only know two Redskin fans...and they are both morons.
I thought DS was a Cowboys fan???
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Re: College Football

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:37 pm

Go fuck yourself
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