The Goat Pen

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Thu May 12, 2022 11:22 am Is Lauren Boebert still working on that GED and trying to get casted in "amateur" porn?

Allow me to translate that from DookSucks divorce-attorney-speak into English.

DooKSucks wrote:Unlike other female democrat politicians, Lauren is really pretty (the way most conservative women are) and I would really like to fuck her. Big time. But she is the enemy so I have to denigrate and dismiss her because I can't attack the actual "logic" of what she is saying here. This way, if I call her a porn star I get to keep my pride as a leftie and still desire to put my penis in her.

California Sober. Divorced. Living My Dream. The only thing I'm entitled to is what I've earned. Which in turn is why I'm living my dream. I know you can't make crazy people crazier but if there was ever a few examples, you two would be subjects 1 & 2. You busting a nut over men getting pregnant is a prime example.

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Thu May 12, 2022 1:37 pm California Sober. Divorced. Living My Dream. The only thing I'm entitled to is what I've earned. Which in turn is why I'm living my dream. I know you can't make crazy people crazier but if there was ever a few examples, you two would be subjects 1 & 2. You busting a nut over men getting pregnant is a prime example.

Crazy? You don't even know what crazy is. I am not busting a nut. THIS, now THIS is someone who is truly crazy that is "busting a nut."



That is assuming of course that what you mean by "busting a nut" is being a crazy person as opposed to a woman that can be a man and "have a nut to bust." But you understand the point. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the poor girl falling on the floor, she needs to be institutionalized and right soon. And I would further argue that she is NOT A CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN. Neither Lauren Bobart nor Majoire Green would behave this way. She is more concerned with being #Woke and trying to get the person with the camera #Cancelled than she is being sane. And I'm sure you would be on her side because you lefties must #BelieveAllWomen like this fucking lunatic laying on the ground.

Now its entirely possible that before being recorded she was also "living the dream" much like you are. But I would call this dream world a nightmare, a nightmare from which she will never wake until she gets put into a straight jacket, stuck in a padded cell, and force fed Trazadone.

innocentbystander wrote: ↑Thu May 12, 2022 10:03 am

hedge wrote: ↑Thu May 12, 2022 8:36 am The only shocking thing is that no repubs (yet) are calling for Biden's impeachment b/c bitcoin has dropped so much. Of course, blaming the collapse of bitcoin on Biden makes about as much sense as blaming gas prices on Biden, but nobody ever said these people were the sharpest knives in the drawer...

Republicans don't call for Biden's impeachment because Republicans don't do that unless you are a married man getting blow jobs from chubby, Jewish interns, at the White House, and then lie about it. Biden has Alzheimer's. If he fucks up (the way he may have with Afghanistan) that is on the dems. They should know better. And the republicans can just stand there and shake their heads and shame the dems each time he fucks up. But they are not going to remove him for it.

Democrats will begin impeachment proceedings for the mere sin of winning an election. Ask Trump how that feels. That crybaby, tantrum attitude is one of the many things that make republicans better people than democrats.

73% of Americans polled wanted us out of Afghanistan. That number will be higher now, seeing as how we've saved about 70 billion so far by not being there. Not to mention the toll of wounded and KIA troops (aka losers and suckers).

Very true. Just following Trumps orders.

Let's see, Rat is retired in his mid-50's, flipping houses for fun and profit and spending half the year on Kiawah Island, while IB is trolling an internet chatroom with 5 or 6 regulars (who mostly regard him as an idiot) to try to buy used cars for some dumbass scheme that won't work, or else he's asking about how to install a fifth wheel onto his truck so he can moonlight doing "just in time" deliveries to try and make ends meet. Oh yeah, and talking about women (and men) getting fucked in the ass no matter what the original subject of any conversation was. Hmmm, who's the loser in this scenario?

Let us not forget the cruise ship novel.

2000 Mules = 74,000,000 morons.

Trying to save that Russian money keeping his state alive .

congress said there wasn't money build a $4b wall to secure our border.

how can they spend 40 billion on Ukraine?

Ukraine fights back. The wall just sits there. Getting sawed apart and climbed over.

hedge wrote: ↑Thu May 12, 2022 8:49 pm Let's see, Rat is retired in his mid-50's, flipping houses for fun and profit and spending half the year on Kiawah Island, while IB is trolling an internet chatroom with 5 or 6 regulars (who mostly regard him as an idiot) to try to buy used cars for some dumbass scheme that won't work, or else he's asking about how to install a fifth wheel onto his truck so he can moonlight doing "just in time" deliveries to try and make ends meet. Oh yeah, and talking about women (and men) getting fucked in the ass no matter what the original subject of any conversation was. Hmmm, who's the loser in this scenario?

This is not a competition.

This is not a matter of winners or losers.

Everyone is trolling.

I am retired now. I have side businesses and I am relaxed, retired. I don't have to worry about making ends meet. I have written Microsoft code for 27 years, saved every penny I could. I can coast now. I just side businesses for scratch money.

No winners or losers. But I am the one willing to read what other people write and answer questions. Rat doesn't always do that.

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Fri May 13, 2022 1:09 pm Ukraine fights back. The wall just sits there. Getting sawed apart and climbed over.

The wall just sits there, working 24-7, without pension, benefits, or overtime. If the government (any government) shuts down, wall keeps working for free. It would be the best $4 billion we ever spent. You don't want to build it because you and I both know, it would work. And deep down, you don't really want the flow of illegals to stop. If you did want it to stop, you would want a wall and would want Trump.

Everything else you have to say is hooey.

You don't even know what's going on in your own backyard ya nitwit.

I'm all for a wall. I think most people are in general. I just wasn't for Trump being the one to manage the implementation of it. As we can see, he fucked this up too. Like I said he would.

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Fri May 13, 2022 4:01 pm I'm all for a wall. I think most people are in general.

Bullcrap. If you were for a wall you would have been for Trump.

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Fri May 13, 2022 4:01 pm I just wasn't for Trump being the one to manage the implementation of it. As we can see, he fucked this up too. Like I said he would.

You can't be for the wall and not be for Trump. There are ZERO democrats (0) that support wall construction. Deep down, they are thinking ALL ARE WELCOME. The end. They held up all of Trump's budgets and shut down the government before they would give Trump a penny for wall construction. And so would you.

"This is not a competition."

Between you and Rat? Clearly not. That was my point: You lost...

He forgets I'm a registered Republican. Next he's gonna blame the baby formula "crisis" on Biden. Watch. Again. All for a wall. Not for Trump building it or anything else.

Now. About that guy on a cruise ship.

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Fri May 13, 2022 9:50 pm He forgets I'm a registered Republican. Next he's gonna blame the baby formula "crisis" on Biden. Watch. Again. All for a wall. Not for Trump building it or anything else.

No I don't blame that shit on Biden. I can hold multiple beliefs (about the supply perhaps having nothing to do with politics) in my mind at the same time rat.