The Goat Pen

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Somewhere in the haze of worldcrashing I recall a notorious post...a classic rejoinder that ended somewhere along the line of "you sir, are dead to me." Was that you AA? vs the Talent?

That's one of my old lines.

Double post.

Now that Ive listened to a few Finebaum shows I now have a good idea on what voices to read these threads in.

I'm not much of a Finebaum listener (he's a Tennessee alum).

AlabamAlum wrote:I'm not much of a Finebaum listener (he's a Tennessee alum).

Does Al Gore's honorary degree make him an UT alum too?

GBJs wrote:

AlabamAlum wrote:I'm not much of a Finebaum listener (he's a Tennessee alum).

Does Al Gore's honorary degree make him an UT alum too?

Correct. Also, while not an alum, Harvey Updyke is another famous Tennessean.

AA, didn't you promise to leave awhile back? You even gave yourself a glorious Shakespearean farewell address in iambic pentameter. Why couldn't you keep your word at least that one time?

Correct. Also, while not an alum, Harvey Updyke is another famous Tennessean.

Nice try to nullify the eternal, even spiritual, connection between Updayke and Alabama. They go together like peanut butter and jelly.

I think Ive decided that the voice of the guy who calls in that uses the electronic voicebox best fits AA's posts.

I've not heard that guy, aTm. I do not use any kind of voice modulater, though. I speak accent free (think midwestern). However, if you would like to imagine me with a voice modulater, I am fine with that.


I imagine you sound just like Kinky Friedman.

Prof,

1. Yes, a while back I said I was retiring, but would be back.

2. You are very much a Harvey Updyke type fan.

The AP preseason poll is out, Oklahoma 1, Alabama 2, LSU 4. Overall there are 8 SEC teams ranked with only Ole Miss from the west not in the poll.

1 Oklahoma (36) 0-0 1464 6
2 Alabama (17) 0-0 1439 10
3 Oregon (4) 0-0 1330 3
4 LSU (1) 0-0 1286 8
5 Boise State (2) 0-0 1200 9
6 Florida State 0-0 1168 17
7 Stanford 0-0 1091 4
8 Texas A&M 0-0 965 19
9 Oklahoma State 0-0 955 13
10 Nebraska 0-0 910 20
11 Wisconsin 0-0 900 7
12 South Carolina 0-0 848 22
13 Virginia Tech 0-0 821 16
14 TCU 0-0 690 2
15 Arkansas 0-0 686 12
16 Notre Dame 0-0 530 NR
17 Michigan State 0-0 519 14
18 Ohio State 0-0 443 5
19 Georgia 0-0 369 NR
20 Mississippi State 0-0 361 15
21 Missouri 0-0 258 18
22 Florida 0-0 228 NR
23 Auburn 0-0 219 1
24 West Virginia 0-0 207 NR
25 USC 0-0 160 NR

Others receiving votes: Texas 114, Penn State 75, Arizona State 67, Miami (FL) 32, Utah 25, Southern Miss 20, Iowa 19, Brigham Young 15, North Carolina State 15, Air Force 14, Houston 13, Pittsburgh 9, Michigan 7, Tennessee 5, UCF 5, NORIL 4, Hawaii 4, Tulsa 3, Arizona 2, Maryland 2, Nevada 1, Northwestern 1, Washington 1

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einstein, hawking, dr seuss & shakespeare would all destroy these chicks on the microphone

I'm guessing if they showed there tits you'd have a different opinion.

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That was just extremely bad.

Perhaps those young ladies are trained actresses?

I rise in defense of Southern womanhood, even at a terrible place like UA. Anybody who criticizes these ladies is just jealous because they wish coeds at their northern alma maters had coeds that looked like that. For example, Big Ten girls can usually out bench press and grow thicker beards than Big Ten boys.

Those girls know how to drink and how to work a cock, and several of them probably know how to cut a line of powder with the best of them...