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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:04 pm

U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:08 pm

no way Hamilton called that. Roy ran like a pussy and Hamilton handled it perfectly. I really like when he pointed to the tail end of unc-ch's scraggly line and ordered them off his court. beautiful.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:19 pm

I bet somebody yelled at a UNC player while he was shooting free throws. You know Roy doesn't cotton to that.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:31 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:06 pm

the whole network has shutdown in honor of the hole's shame. not only did they get run off the court but they literally turned tail and run. wow.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:42 am

Congrats on your adoption GB. Please don't help him with his English homework.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Sun Jan 15, 2012 1:25 pm

that is one of the funniest things you ever said the adoption line was actually witty

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Sun Jan 15, 2012 1:27 pm

This team will either not lose a game the rest of regular season and make the final four or struggle and be 10-6 in the ACC and be out of the tourney by the first weekend.

Time to Roy to coach and sit Barnes he as been awful all year especially his D and rebounding

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Jan 15, 2012 3:47 pm

I didn't listen to the PC. I haven't even read any articles or columns about the games. I am just going by what Vitale and his announcer stated.
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DooKSucks wrote:Hamilton called the time-out and told Roy to get off of the court with the team to avoid any type of unfortunate incident. It wasn't Roy's idea.
Roy said it was his idea. are you calling Roy a liar?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Jan 15, 2012 3:50 pm

I see the Wuffies are strutting after a Carolina loss and a big win over the powerhouse that is Wake Forest...

I would have never imagined this happening, but we may lose to State this year. Fuck almighty.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:29 pm

If I was a UNC fan I wouldn't be as upset about losing that game since that happens even in championship seasons; but, I'd be tired of ol' Deputy Dawg's press conferences where he keeps spouting how horrible job of coaching he did. He did it all the time when the wheels were falling off a few seasons back. It's a false humility because it really displays an arrogance of invincibility in his job. I guy who doesn't feel he's bigger than the program he coaches wouldn't say that.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:49 pm

He is just doing what Coach Smith did. I don't give a fuck. Everyone is at fault. They should all run sprints from now until tomorrow afternoon at 6:00 p.m.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:01 pm

one thing is for sure - fans and crowds intimidate Roy Williams.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:02 pm

You called it, DS, when you said there are no tough players on this team (sans Dexter Strickland and P.J. Hairston). It's a lethal combination of dudes wanting to look cool for the NBA draft scouts (Barnes & Marshall) + players who want to joke their ways through life (Henson & Bullock) + one player who is the focal point of the offense to the team's detriment (Zeller -- I mean sonofabitch, who doesn't know the ball is going to be dumped into Zeller at every key opportunity, floor spacing be damned due to lack of perimeter scoring power) + perhaps the biggest recruiting bust I've seen at Carolina in decades (McAdoo -- How in the world do you go from Co-MVP of the McDonald's & Jordan Brand All-Star games to not being able to make a fucking layup?!)

Add in the fact the the two tough kids either can't shoot from the outside (Strickland) or have regressed into a slump due to the way he's jerked in and out of the lineup (Harrison) and we're up k*rzyt creek without a paddle right now. Maybe the decision to redshirt Leslie McDonald was premature. Hell, he could've played better in that suit he was wearing yesterday than the lifeless display we were subjected to in Tallahassee.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:19 pm

Hairston needs to start. He's the type of shooter that needs pt to be effective.

Strickland needs to bring energy from the bench and be rested for key runs at pg with Marshall out.

Bullock and Henson need to have their testicles drop, and it pains me to say anything negative about Bullock. He's a genuinely good kid.

Barnes and Marshall need to stop reading their press clippings and learn to play every game like it's the last game of their lives.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Jan 15, 2012 6:47 pm

"This team is so so so so SOFT"

Are you saying they're very, very, very soft or were you stuttering?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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