The Goat Pen

I don't know - I think that woman wasn't in the car - hard to tell but I'm thinking she was dragged up there by the wind.

I like what he says when he gets back to the car at the 37 second mark...

That should happen to anyone who pulls out in front of me.

That looks like it was in Vietnam or some SE Asia place. I'll bet shit like that happens there every week.

Anyone here own an Amazon Echo?

if so, do you like it? I'm thinking about getting one for my wife to have in the kitchen

Yes. It was fun to play with the first few days and drove my wife crazy. I used it today for the first time in awhile to look up a phone number. It was great. Its got some useful features - executing home automation tasks, playing music, setting timers and alarms, answering some basic questions, etc. Get it. It's cheap and unobtrusive so you can stick it in a corner and use it from time to time.

Can't wait to see how this turns out.

"Alexa, what was the last order my husband placed?"

We have a smart TV in the kitchen already so I'm not sure the Echo will be heavily utilized but I do kind of like the home automation aspect of it, especially a thermostat and lights. I would like the Echo even more if it had an interface to a tablet so when you asked it directions or recipes or whatever, you'd have a visual reference.

anyways, its good to know I have her birthday and Xmas already locked in for this year. For Xmas I'm getting her a bunch of attachments for that Kitchen Aid Mixer that takes up space on our counter and looks like it belongs in a New York bakery circa 1950.

talk about eating up counter space

Check out this juicer:

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/03/busin ... .html?_r=1

"His love affair with juice began in 1999, when he met Denise Mari, a vegan, at a nightclub. Soon he was dating Ms. Mari and converted to veganism, too."

you know why a guy converts to vegan if his girlfriend is vegan? Because she fucking ruins every meal if you don't

"oh I can't eat there, they use the same utensils on meat as they do vegetables"
"I can't watch you eat yourself to cancer"
"How can you eat mammals? Your dog can never trust you"

in the end its easier to just give in than to put up with the headache

84% of vegetarians return to meat at some point anyways

That pussy would have to be really good for me to go vegan.

I've met a few vegans lately that aren't exactly svelte.

Saint wrote:That pussy would have to be really good for me to go vegan.

shit, think about all the bullshit you tolerated when you were trying to get that pussy, and then when you got it but it was still new

"I think that's a great idea!'
"Your mom is wonderful"
"Yes I'll watch your cat for a month"

then after about 8 months of getting that pussy its like

LMMFAO

That's pretty much true for any woman anywhere, except maybe Linda Carter in the '70s.

Like that old jokes goes, every woman out there - no matter how beautiful - has a dude walking around who was tired of her shit.

can't say I expected that from CAT

Drugs or rough anal?