Uncle Bud

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 12:07 pm

Heh. Don't go Ray Rice on her.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 12:10 pm

actually she spent most of her childhood in Saudi but thats besides the point. I'm eating dogshit here.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 12:22 pm

It's like Hellman's to me, so I don't know that it is that magical.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 12:56 pm

eh...it gives me something to do today

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 1:32 pm

eCat wrote:I just asked my Alabama born and raised wife. She said the best potato salad she ever had was made with Dukes

So obviously my next question was "SO WHY THE HELL DO YOU FEED ME THIS DOGSHIT? - START BUYING DUKES!"

She ran upstairs

And so another weekend of terror begins at the eCat household...

Seriously, though, you gotta get you some Duke's...

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 1:33 pm

Wait, your wife spent her childhood in the middle east?

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 1:37 pm

yep

I'm sure I've told you guys that

The father had to bring them back to the states once they turned 16 or so because of the way they treated women there

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 1:50 pm

I don't recall that. That would be a different upbringing. Military?

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:03 pm

Never knew that either. Did she yell "Allahu Akbar" when she had an orgasim?

I can't eat a sammich without miracle whip.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:10 pm

I didn't know that about our wife, either, eCat. In fact, I'm sure if it had been common knowledge, someone would make regular sport of it.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:31 pm

her old man led a pretty interesting life.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 3:06 pm

Do tell...

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 6:02 pm

I've told you guys this before, you just forgot or didn't care

in his lifetime he survived being machined gun while in a jeep cherokee in El Salvador, 2 suicide bombings - one on the beach where he saw the boy set the bomb in a radio down, and another in an Army mess hall as he was leaving. The man he was having a conversation with at the time was decapitated - oh and he was literally run over by an Israeli tank putting him in the hospital for several months and crushed his wind pipe. The man in the car next to him was crushed to death. My wife's mom - his wife at the time flew from Atlanta to wherever he was in a middle east hospital only to find his mistress by his bed side, which led to their divorce once he was back on his feet.

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Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:30 pm

I remember talk about the dad. Don't remember much about the whole family being in the Mid East. I am basically a newbie, though.

sardis · Post by **sardis** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:50 pm

Your father in law is Harrison Ford?

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 10:07 pm

yep, she and her sisters spent several years in Saudi. The King or Sultan or Head Genie - whatever the fuck it was back in the early 80's gave them puppies from his royal breed of dog.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 10:09 pm

0 for 2 on trying to find Duke Mayo tonight. Jungle Jim's and Whole Foods did not have it.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 10:12 pm

If you can't find it, I'll mail you a jar.

Cletus · Post by **Cletus** » Sun Sep 21, 2014 9:32 am

Make your own mayo. It's very easy and way better.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Sun Sep 21, 2014 9:36 am

hmmm...time to google

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