The Goat Pen

I like granny smiff apples. Great for juicing as well...

Honeycrisp? Never had 'em. Will give it a shot.

I hate apples.

honeycrisp, gaia, fuji. can't stand the green ones.

I juiced up a gallon from Logan's mother's pear tree. I shit water for 3 whole days. can't say that it made me feel healthier but a gallon of fresh pear juice probably would have cost me $10 at the store.

But the best part was when I put some pears in my wife's magic bullet or whatever that food pulverizer thing is and she accused me of trying to kill her since I left the seeds in. oops. didn't know pear seeds (and apple too) contain arsenic...

They do. But the odd few seeds left in with juicing isn't enough arsenic to even harm a small child - let alone a grown adult.

Saint wrote:But the best part was when I put some pears in my wife's magic bullet or whatever that food pulverizer thing is and she accused me of trying to kill her since I left the seeds in. oops. didn't know pear seeds (and apple too) contain arsenic...

I've said this before but Pears are like the swiss army knife of juicing. Their flavor overrides anything else, so you can mix up some ungodly concoction and then throw in a couple of pears and all you taste is pear.

"honeycrisp, gaia, fuji. can't stand the green ones."

I can understand how a tart apple would only add to the sour, acidic blood that course thru your foul veins...

"I juiced up a gallon from Logan's mother's pear tree. I shit water for 3 whole days."

That happened to me, too, but not for 3 days...

I'd rather eat a dirt sandwich than a raw tomato.

you ain't living right

ecat is one of those yokels who smears miracle whip on wonder bread and slisches him up some 'maters to put on it, then walks around with a big shit-eating grin with miracle whip in the corners of his mouth, proclaiming how good it is.

When I was a child, I bought miracle whip like a child, I spread miracle whip like a child, I ate miracle whip like a child. When I became a man, I put the miracle whip of childhood behind me.

Dave23 wrote:I'd rather eat a dirt sandwich than a raw tomato.

Your great grandma said the same thing to my great Grandpa before he beat her with a switch.

What was your grandpa doing in the Mississippi sticks?

Probably violating one of his slaves.

"I'd rather eat a dirt sandwich than a raw tomato."

you ain't living right

Amen, brother...

Miracle Whip is a non-starter. Straight mayo only. And, in the only instance where I'd favor this name, I prefer Duke's. Or rather:

DDDJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKEEESSSHHHHHH!!!!!!

I like Duke's too. Or Hellman's.

I don't think I've ever seen Duke's mayo

It's a southern brand.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke's_Mayonnaise

I just asked my Alabama born and raised wife. She said the best potato salad she ever had was made with Dukes

So obviously my next question was "SO WHY THE HELL DO YOU FEED ME THIS DOGSHIT? - START BUYING DUKES!"

She ran upstairs