The Goat Pen

They're making CoG into a movie? Excellent.

"Franco is evidently undaunted on the McCarthy front, however, as he is now reportedly at work on a film version of the author’s third novel Child of God."

I certainly liked that book better than the far more touted "The Road" or any of the All the Pretty Horses trilogy...

I want to see Zach Galifinackis as Ignatius in CofD

Here's a passage from Child of God:

"The dumpkeeper had spawned nine daughters and named them out of an old medical dictionary gleaned from the rubbish he picked. These gangling progeny with black hair dangling from their armpits now sat idle and wide-eyed day after day in chairs and crates about the little yard cleared out of the tips while their harried dam called them one by one to help with chores and one by one they shrugged or blinked their sluggard lids. Urethra, Cerebella, Hernia Sue. They moved like cats and like cats in heat attracted surrounding swains to their midden until the old man used to go out at night and fire a shotgun at random just to clear the air. He could'nt tell which was the oldest or what age and he didn't know whether they should go out with boys or not. Like cats they sensed his lack of resolution. They were coming and going all hours in all manner of degenerate cars, a dissolute carousel of rotting sedans and niggerized convertibles with bluedot taillamps and chrome horns and foxtails and giant dice or dashboard demons of spurious fur. All patched up out of parts and lowslung and bumping over the ruts. Filled with old lanky country boys with long cocks and big feet."

tldr

tlbra

James Franco's roast is funny. Jonah Hill killed it which surprised me.

Yeah, Jonah Hill was awesome at it.

Best scene in Pulp Fiction translated into spanish and then re-translated back into english in closed caption bubbles...

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So, there is no Zed in Mexico...but they do have niggas? Ain't that some shit.

I always wondered what a gunshot sounded like in Spanish.

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Testament to the picture quality, I guess. Plasma?

tronight's breaking bad :


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wooooohoooooo



Harry and Lloyd are back! Emmy winner Jeff Daniels tweeted this photo of he and Jim Carrey on the Atlanta set of the Farrelly brothers' sequel to 1994's smash hit Dumb and Dumber, the aptly titled Dumb and Dumber To.

After nabbing an Emmy trophy for his dramatic turn as the acerbic anchor Will McAvoy in HBO's political drama Newsroom, the gross-out buddy comedy reunion will be a nice change of pace for Daniels. Not too much is known about Dumb and Dumber To's plot except it sees the now 20 years older intellectually challenged, lovable oafs Harry and Lloyd in search of one of their lost children in hopes of receiving a new kidney. Daniels promises that "there are some things we're going to do in Dumb and Dumber 2 (sic) that make the toilet scene look lame ... pales in comparison. I can't divulge what, just that they've topped it."

I would rather eat my hand than have my penis cut off