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Re: UCLA Bruins
They're making CoG into a movie? Excellent.
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"Franco is evidently undaunted on the McCarthy front, however, as he is now reportedly at work on a film version of the author’s third novel Child of God."
I certainly liked that book better than the far more touted "The Road" or any of the All the Pretty Horses trilogy...
I certainly liked that book better than the far more touted "The Road" or any of the All the Pretty Horses trilogy...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I want to see Zach Galifinackis as Ignatius in CofD
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Here's a passage from Child of God:
"The dumpkeeper had spawned nine daughters and named them out of an old medical dictionary gleaned from the rubbish he picked. These gangling progeny with black hair dangling from their armpits now sat idle and wide-eyed day after day in chairs and crates about the little yard cleared out of the tips while their harried dam called them one by one to help with chores and one by one they shrugged or blinked their sluggard lids. Urethra, Cerebella, Hernia Sue. They moved like cats and like cats in heat attracted surrounding swains to their midden until the old man used to go out at night and fire a shotgun at random just to clear the air. He could'nt tell which was the oldest or what age and he didn't know whether they should go out with boys or not. Like cats they sensed his lack of resolution. They were coming and going all hours in all manner of degenerate cars, a dissolute carousel of rotting sedans and niggerized convertibles with bluedot taillamps and chrome horns and foxtails and giant dice or dashboard demons of spurious fur. All patched up out of parts and lowslung and bumping over the ruts. Filled with old lanky country boys with long cocks and big feet."
"The dumpkeeper had spawned nine daughters and named them out of an old medical dictionary gleaned from the rubbish he picked. These gangling progeny with black hair dangling from their armpits now sat idle and wide-eyed day after day in chairs and crates about the little yard cleared out of the tips while their harried dam called them one by one to help with chores and one by one they shrugged or blinked their sluggard lids. Urethra, Cerebella, Hernia Sue. They moved like cats and like cats in heat attracted surrounding swains to their midden until the old man used to go out at night and fire a shotgun at random just to clear the air. He could'nt tell which was the oldest or what age and he didn't know whether they should go out with boys or not. Like cats they sensed his lack of resolution. They were coming and going all hours in all manner of degenerate cars, a dissolute carousel of rotting sedans and niggerized convertibles with bluedot taillamps and chrome horns and foxtails and giant dice or dashboard demons of spurious fur. All patched up out of parts and lowslung and bumping over the ruts. Filled with old lanky country boys with long cocks and big feet."
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
tldr
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
James Franco's roast is funny. Jonah Hill killed it which surprised me.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Yeah, Jonah Hill was awesome at it.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Best scene in Pulp Fiction translated into spanish and then re-translated back into english in closed caption bubbles...
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[youtube]HPZISW_mcD4[/youtube]
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So, there is no Zed in Mexico...but they do have niggas? Ain't that some shit.
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"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
— Abraham Lincoln
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Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.
— Abraham Lincoln
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Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.
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"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
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Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.
— Abraham Lincoln
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Re: UCLA Bruins
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
— Abraham Lincoln
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Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.
— Abraham Lincoln
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Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
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Testament to the picture quality, I guess. Plasma?AlabamAlum wrote:
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
tronight's breaking bad :
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If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?
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"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
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Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
wooooohoooooo
Harry and Lloyd are back! Emmy winner Jeff Daniels tweeted this photo of he and Jim Carrey on the Atlanta set of the Farrelly brothers' sequel to 1994's smash hit Dumb and Dumber, the aptly titled Dumb and Dumber To.
After nabbing an Emmy trophy for his dramatic turn as the acerbic anchor Will McAvoy in HBO's political drama Newsroom, the gross-out buddy comedy reunion will be a nice change of pace for Daniels. Not too much is known about Dumb and Dumber To's plot except it sees the now 20 years older intellectually challenged, lovable oafs Harry and Lloyd in search of one of their lost children in hopes of receiving a new kidney. Daniels promises that "there are some things we're going to do in Dumb and Dumber 2 (sic) that make the toilet scene look lame ... pales in comparison. I can't divulge what, just that they've topped it."
Harry and Lloyd are back! Emmy winner Jeff Daniels tweeted this photo of he and Jim Carrey on the Atlanta set of the Farrelly brothers' sequel to 1994's smash hit Dumb and Dumber, the aptly titled Dumb and Dumber To.
After nabbing an Emmy trophy for his dramatic turn as the acerbic anchor Will McAvoy in HBO's political drama Newsroom, the gross-out buddy comedy reunion will be a nice change of pace for Daniels. Not too much is known about Dumb and Dumber To's plot except it sees the now 20 years older intellectually challenged, lovable oafs Harry and Lloyd in search of one of their lost children in hopes of receiving a new kidney. Daniels promises that "there are some things we're going to do in Dumb and Dumber 2 (sic) that make the toilet scene look lame ... pales in comparison. I can't divulge what, just that they've topped it."
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
