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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Mar 31, 2025 10:16 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Mon Mar 31, 2025 9:02 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Mon Mar 31, 2025 9:20 am Sampson has to get props, the man builds teams of guys that no one pays attention to

Just think where Indiana would be today had they kept him
And the "violations" he got a show cause for were absolutely laughable. He would've kicked ass at Carolina.
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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:26 am

The Anti k* wrote: ↑Mon Mar 31, 2025 9:02 pm
eCat wrote: ↑Mon Mar 31, 2025 9:20 am Sampson has to get props, the man builds teams of guys that no one pays attention to

Just think where Indiana would be today had they kept him
And the "violations" he got a show cause for were absolutely laughable. He would've kicked ass at Carolina.
You and I both know there is no way that someone from Robeson County would have ever been named coach at Carolina when in the late 90's or early 00's.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:29 am

Well hell, if aw shucks Roy could do it, why not some half injun from RobesonCo?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Apr 01, 2025 8:04 am

It shouldn't take UNC much effort to get the coach of Houston
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 01, 2025 9:15 am

I’d say it’s 50/50 he’d turn us down..
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Post by eCat » Tue Apr 01, 2025 9:28 am

I have no idea

but is North Carolina, I mean, thats like going from Aunt Annie's to Cinnabon
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Apr 01, 2025 10:15 am

Houston is Sampson's last job, he's got the Bob Knight at Tech, Eddie Sutton at Oklahoma State deal at Houston where his son Kellen Sampson is scheduled to be hired then fired after he retires.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:14 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Tue Apr 01, 2025 9:28 am I have no idea

but is North Carolina, I mean, thats like going from Aunt Annie's to Cinnabon
I'm not sure what that means..
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:36 pm

no one does
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Tue Apr 01, 2025 2:56 pm

Wasn't Sampson going to coach State at one time?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Tue Apr 01, 2025 2:59 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Mon Mar 31, 2025 10:16 am
The one on the reft rooks rike a chink Coach K
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Apr 01, 2025 6:58 pm

wtf Buzz Wiliams?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Apr 02, 2025 4:49 am

eCat wrote: ↑Tue Apr 01, 2025 6:58 pmwtf Buzz Wiliams?
He wears his welcome out rather quickly per some folks on IC who have a track record of being connected / knowledgeable of college basketball circles.

I can only imagine what sort of monstrosity three piece suit he will be wearing incorporating the Maryland state flag.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Apr 02, 2025 10:41 am

You could certainly do a hell of a lot worse than that in terms of a mission statement…
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Apr 02, 2025 10:52 am

I have to admit, I was convinced Scheyer would flop following Coach K.

I thought the NIL would crush Duke

all those nerds must like to donate money to their school

Will he have the market locked on white larry bird players? I mean how many of them are out there?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Wed Apr 02, 2025 3:05 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Wed Apr 02, 2025 10:52 am I have to admit, I was convinced Scheyer would flop following Coach K.

I thought the NIL would crush Duke

all those nerds must like to donate money to their school

Will he have the market locked on white larry bird players? I mean how many of them are out there?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Wed Apr 02, 2025 3:08 pm

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:26 am
The Anti k* wrote: ↑Mon Mar 31, 2025 9:02 pm
eCat wrote: ↑Mon Mar 31, 2025 9:20 am Sampson has to get props, the man builds teams of guys that no one pays attention to

Just think where Indiana would be today had they kept him
And the "violations" he got a show cause for were absolutely laughable. He would've kicked ass at Carolina.
You and I both know there is no way that someone from Robeson County would have ever been named coach at Carolina when in the late 90's or early 00's.
Yeah, we were fully entrenched in our "fambly" hirings back then (and I get your other point, being from N.C.). But when Roy retired, I would've immediately turned to Sampson. Fuck Reverend Davis!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Wed Apr 02, 2025 3:10 pm

Saint wrote: ↑Tue Apr 01, 2025 2:59 pm
eCat wrote: ↑Mon Mar 31, 2025 10:16 am
The one on the reft rooks rike a chink Coach K
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