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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:33 pm

Ahh, well thanks, but truth be told, that was just a shameless copy pasta that I changed up a few words on. I thought you might be talking about whomever Augue was talking about (Mcadoo?).
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by TheBigMook » Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:09 pm

McAdon't.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:19 pm

McApoo?
My Dad is my hero still.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by It's me Karen » Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:22 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Ahh, well thanks, but truth be told, that was just a shameless copy pasta that I changed up a few words on. I thought you might be talking about whomever Augue was talking about (Mcadoo?).
Copy pasta...still with the food, eh?

Actually, I hope your posts weren't something any average person should have recognized. I enjoyed reading it.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Thu Aug 04, 2011 5:53 pm

any man that didnt recognize AA's posts needs to turn in their man cards now. if they actually had one.
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:13 pm

"Booze included?

If so, about a $10k bill."

Good god, when I was living in SF, my boss gave us his credit card and told our desk (6 guys) to go out for dinner as part of our Christmas bonus. We went to Morton's and promptly rang up a $2000+ bill. He definitely took it out of our bonus...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by It's me Karen » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:47 pm

This is pretty cool. Type in the year you were born and see things that happened during it and phases of your life.

http://whathappenedinmybirthyear.com/

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:18 pm

sounds like something that would happen at State....


First-year students at the vet school were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body."

For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:22 pm

Sounds like something my dad would pull.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:44 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by CAT » Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:28 pm

Thats all black to me!--no pic.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:43 am

sounds like a cheech and chong bit

"'smells like dogsht"

"tastes like dogshit"

"sure am glad didn't step in dogshit"

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:45 am

The onsite reporter from the groin shooting video looks like Kumar...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:32 pm

I ended up trading Ruth Chris with the GM team so I got stuck with McCormick and Schmitts? I'm not sure of the spelling.

It sucked

The GM team drank 54 bottles of wine at Ruth Chris which was about...oh...35 bottles more than we budgeted for. I'm glad I wasn't there.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Ron Mexico » Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:31 pm

Yeah, that place blows. Not a fan of chain seafood.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:40 pm

Yeah, I don't like M&S either. They're Red Lobster with better decor.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dr. Nostron » Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:44 pm

Its no Captain D's but I think you guys are being a bit harsh.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:56 pm

I would rather eat seafood at Longhorn's than at M&S.

Dined there twice. First time I had grouper that rubbery. Second time, my app, a lobster bisque, had a chunk of ice in it. Like a TV dinner you didn't microwave properly. Called the waiter over and asked if the bisque was a store-bought frozen deal. Without pausing he said, "Did you find ice in it? I hate when they do that."

Told him to cancel my entree. Anyway. We delivered the bomb. July 29, 2008.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:50 pm

they offered us whitefish as our seafood option

I can get whitefish at the county fair

and our beer choices were Corona and Bud Light in the bottle

it was crap
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:52 pm

Probably would've been worth it to roll the dice on having the inflated expense reports with a Nucky Thompson-sized booze order at Ruth's Chris.
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