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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 20, 2025 5:41 pm

Clemson surprised me. They can play like world beaters or ass, you just never know.

I had them facing Houston
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Thu Mar 20, 2025 6:13 pm

Guess who had Clemson in the championship game…
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 20, 2025 8:20 pm

that's thinking outside the box
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Mar 20, 2025 9:00 pm

Tennessee was impressive.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Thu Mar 20, 2025 9:38 pm

Bye kansass...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Thu Mar 20, 2025 9:38 pm

imagine the smirk on Calipari's face if he takes down Pitino.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Mar 20, 2025 11:27 pm

The Anti k* wrote: Thu Mar 20, 2025 4:15 pm Way to represent, Clemson...

13 points

...at halftime vs McNeese State
McNeese’s upset of Clemson made possible by Will Wade’s unsentimental honesty

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Will Wade is telling the truth when he says he doesn’t need to lie. That’s why he says this. All of this. Out loud. Right here in this hallway.

He doesn’t give a single, solitary …

“S—, do you know how many schools are in these guys’ DMs right now?” Wade says, pointing at a drenched locker room, where celebrating McNeese players are still soaking in the first major upset win of this year’s NCAA Tournament. “I mean, damn, this is great for them. Their market just went up in the transfer portal.”

He says all his players know where they stand because he’s told them so. Plans are already in motion. A few McNeese players will probably follow him to NC State next year. Others will go test their value in the transfer portal and likely land elsewhere. A few will maybe stay at McNeese, where the program will try to reload its roster and keep a good thing going under a new coach.

On the outside, no one seems totally sure how to process any of this — the overt, unabashed truth-telling. It’s not normal. Future NC State coach Will Wade bears a striking resemblance to current McNeese head coach Will Wade and the provincialism of college sports makes such a reality feel like an affront to long-held traditions of secrecy and superficial grandstanding. How can you have a dog and pony show if everything is out in the open?

But now go inside.

“Look, they all signed up for this,” Wade continues. “Half of ’em said it when they committed here. ‘Hey, if you go Power 5, can I go with ya?’ I mean, everyone knows what the deal is. This is no secret.”

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Mar 20, 2025 11:31 pm

Wade’s eyes grow larger as his voice gets louder. Now the hands are going, too, waving with each word. The crowd around him is chortling.

“There are five coaches right now negotiating with other schools!” he insists. “I mean, c’mon! It’s true! Villanova is trying to hire a coach out of the NCAA Tournament right now.”

You might not like it, but he ain’t wrong.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Mar 20, 2025 11:32 pm

The Anti k* wrote: Thu Mar 20, 2025 9:38 pm imagine the smirk on Calipari's face if he takes down Pitino.
They’re both gonna be smirking about how much caaaiiissshhhh they squeezed outta them hilljacks…
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Mar 20, 2025 11:51 pm

hedge wrote: Thu Mar 20, 2025 11:27 pm
The Anti k* wrote: Thu Mar 20, 2025 4:15 pm Way to represent, Clemson...

13 points

...at halftime vs McNeese State
McNeese’s upset of Clemson made possible by Will Wade’s unsentimental honesty

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Will Wade is telling the truth when he says he doesn’t need to lie. That’s why he says this. All of this. Out loud. Right here in this hallway.

He doesn’t give a single, solitary …

“S—, do you know how many schools are in these guys’ DMs right now?” Wade says, pointing at a drenched locker room, where celebrating McNeese players are still soaking in the first major upset win of this year’s NCAA Tournament. “I mean, damn, this is great for them. Their market just went up in the transfer portal.”

He says all his players know where they stand because he’s told them so. Plans are already in motion. A few McNeese players will probably follow him to NC State next year. Others will go test their value in the transfer portal and likely land elsewhere. A few will maybe stay at McNeese, where the program will try to reload its roster and keep a good thing going under a new coach.

On the outside, no one seems totally sure how to process any of this — the overt, unabashed truth-telling. It’s not normal. Future NC State coach Will Wade bears a striking resemblance to current McNeese head coach Will Wade and the provincialism of college sports makes such a reality feel like an affront to long-held traditions of secrecy and superficial grandstanding. How can you have a dog and pony show if everything is out in the open?

But now go inside.

“Look, they all signed up for this,” Wade continues. “Half of ’em said it when they committed here. ‘Hey, if you go Power 5, can I go with ya?’ I mean, everyone knows what the deal is. This is no secret.”

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/621984 ... ournament/
This is awesome.

Transfer portal + NIL + new employment contract + honesty = these kinds of conversations with the media

No tradition. No commitment. No pride. No passion. Just everyone a free agent and pure self-interest.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Mar 20, 2025 11:58 pm

Go UNC Wilmington!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Fri Mar 21, 2025 8:40 am

Louisville wanted to play close to home, but this is probably not what they had in mind. It gets better near the end.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 21, 2025 4:07 pm

hedge wrote: Thu Mar 20, 2025 11:32 pm
The Anti k* wrote: Thu Mar 20, 2025 9:38 pm imagine the smirk on Calipari's face if he takes down Pitino.
They’re both gonna be smirking about how much caaaiiissshhhh they squeezed outta them hilljacks…
A+

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Fri Mar 21, 2025 4:30 pm

I’m here for goldenbrae…
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 21, 2025 4:46 pm

He's taping the hose to the exhaust pipe right about now.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Mar 21, 2025 8:30 pm

ESPN is about to get spicey

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Fri Mar 21, 2025 9:06 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Fri Mar 21, 2025 4:46 pm He's taping the hose to the exhaust pipe right about now.
Can't say that I blame him, Rat. This just isn't Carolina Basketball anymore.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 21, 2025 9:18 pm

Yes, Sir!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Fri Mar 21, 2025 9:59 pm

Since Carolina won the National Championship in 2017...

1. Overall record is 188-93
2. That's a rounded off average of 24-12 (signficantly lower than our .737 all time winning percentage)
3. In those 8 seasons, the Heels have missed the tournament twice (I'm counting 2020, as we were a woeful 14-19) and nearly a third time this year
4. The Heels have finished with double digit losses in 6 of those 8 seasons
5. In those six NCAA Tournaments, there have been two opening round losses, one second round loss, two round of 16 losses, and one blown National Championship Game after selling our souls to kill coach k*rzyatan
6. We have not won the ACC Tournament since 2016
7. We have not won a tournament of any kind (not even an in-season MTE) since the 2017 National Title
8. Hubert has lived off of portal guys moreso than his recruits. Carolina used to own the McDonald's All American roster. Now when we get one, there are obvious flaws in their games (rarely one and done elites)
9. NC State just fired the coach who led them to their first ACC Tournament title in 37 years and first Final Four in 41 years. Their coach beat Carolina and dook (twice) to accomplish those feats. Yet, he's gone just a year later.
10. The University of North Carolina has given Hubert Davis significant raise and a contract extension, though he's fought modernization at every turn. He didn't want a GM (the women's program has had one for 4 years). He made the declaration that "Carolina is not a transactional program." And then he cried about lack of NIL to buy elite ballers.

Well, Hubert has a GM now (a Carolina Alum, of course...Fambly incestuous hirings are what retarded our Program). And the boosters outbid Kentucky for a top 10 recruit (Caleb Wilson). It's put up or shut up time, motherfucker! I get pissed off whenever they show Roy Williams' ass on TV for forcing this imbecilic hiring and continually protecting his chosen one.

My apologies for interrupting the Tournament with my rant. We now return you to your regularly scheduled sass (I'm sure some is headed my way).

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri Mar 21, 2025 10:30 pm

Safe to say TAK doesn’t care for the current UNC strategy of falling so far behind the other team gets bored and almost lets them comeback and win? I saw it as a stroke of Hubert Davis genius myself. 🤷‍♂️
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