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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 12, 2025 3:32 pm

losing to Arkansas was rough

but sweeping UT with no point guards is pretty nice.

I'd love for UK to beat Auburn and have the best record against Q1 teams
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Feb 13, 2025 1:33 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri Feb 14, 2025 1:03 am

I guess I’m the only NBA fan here. But Luka to the Lakers seems like a very bad idea. My best guess is LA is looking to force Lebron out since he’s a cancer at this point. And there’s really no possible explanation on the Mavs side so maybe Cuban and the Lakers brass have something off the books.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Fri Feb 14, 2025 9:52 am

I watch the Grizz religiously, but don’t give two shits about anyone else.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Fri Feb 14, 2025 11:05 am

Sometimes Twitter/X lets me know if the Rockets won or not.
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Post by sardis » Sat Feb 15, 2025 7:53 am

I used to be a season ticket holder at the Hornets. Still follow them, but the NBA is unwatchable now. 15 years ago, it was better than college basketball. Now it’s just a 3point contest.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Feb 15, 2025 1:03 pm

What the hell?

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Post by eCat » Sun Feb 16, 2025 10:42 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Feb 16, 2025 10:43 am

What turns me off about the NBA is all the beefin and drama. Generalizing of course, but the whole league is pretty low character - on and off the court
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Feb 17, 2025 9:13 am

however you feel about your basketball school, this will make you fell better

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Mon Feb 17, 2025 10:01 am

Wasn’t that the school Tony Bennet’s dad used to coach?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Feb 18, 2025 8:41 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by aTm » Tue Feb 18, 2025 1:51 pm

I cant watch Rick Pitino without thinking "But what if a confetti cannon went off right behind him right now"
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Feb 18, 2025 11:19 pm

halftime BYU 54 - Kansas 29

BYU has tossed 26 three pointers so far, hit 10. And getting the offensive rebounds
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Tue Feb 18, 2025 11:58 pm

aTm wrote: Tue Feb 18, 2025 1:51 pm I cant watch Rick Pitino without thinking "But what if a confetti cannon went off right behind him right now"
I pretty much feel the same way about Ric Flair.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Feb 19, 2025 1:19 am

What a greaseball goombah this guy was and is (and Cal). Of course he ducks in terror whenever he hears any loud noise. And (obviously) Trump (except Trump is a cunt). Perfect for Kentucky, all of em. Crystalline images of their hilljack souls...

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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