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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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DooKSucks wrote: ↑Thu Jan 30, 2025 8:36 pm When I lived in SC, I hooked up with a former women's CBB player. She was/is 6'4". It felt a bit odd looking up to kiss a chick when she was wearing heels, but the blow jobs made up for any wounds to my ego.
I dated a girl that was 6'2" which put her 3 inches taller than me.

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Feb 01, 2025 8:04 pm

Damn. Carolina is already down 20. This thing just started.
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Post by aTm » Sat Feb 01, 2025 8:15 pm

Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sat Feb 01, 2025 8:16 pm

UNC is straight bad, brahs. Not a single player ready to play tonight. Duke is also overrated garbo. Can’t wait to see them get theirs in the NCAAs.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sat Feb 01, 2025 8:39 pm

So Kansas took a big shit in the bed.
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Post by eCat » Sat Feb 01, 2025 8:40 pm

its possible UK fans could have a worse night than UNC fans
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by The Anti k* » Sat Feb 01, 2025 9:08 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2025 8:40 pm its possible UK fans could have a worse night than UNC fans
Get real, man. Y'all got exactly what you asked for. We got shit on by Roy. Our incestuous hiring practices finally retarded the entire Program.
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Post by The Anti k* » Sat Feb 01, 2025 9:09 pm

By the way, eCat or any other board Admins. I sent a message that I'm unable to login on my phone, but for whatever reason, it's fine on my laptop. Any ideas?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Feb 01, 2025 9:12 pm

Make that down by 30. Ouch.
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Post by The Anti k* » Sat Feb 01, 2025 9:18 pm

The Program is dead, Rat. I've been screaming that since the day this idiot was forced on us by Roy.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Feb 01, 2025 9:29 pm

It's only 17 now!
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sat Feb 01, 2025 9:29 pm

I despise Hubert's Gorbachev map splotched fucktard face.
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Post by hedge » Sat Feb 01, 2025 9:30 pm

I don't hate Hubie as much as you do, but I gotta give that an A+
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sat Feb 01, 2025 9:43 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2025 9:30 pm I don't hate Hubie as much as you do, but I gotta give that an A+
We're fambly, Brother Hedge. Here's to better days when we rid our Program of this idiocracy.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Feb 01, 2025 10:16 pm

gawwwdamn

I'm gonna need oxygen if this pace keeps up
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Feb 01, 2025 10:17 pm

The Anti k* wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2025 9:09 pm By the way, eCat or any other board Admins. I sent a message that I'm unable to login on my phone, but for whatever reason, it's fine on my laptop. Any ideas?
I'll look into it, but that's really ATM's department
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Feb 01, 2025 11:19 pm

The Anti k* wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2025 9:08 pm
eCat wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2025 8:40 pm its possible UK fans could have a worse night than UNC fans
Get real, man. Y'all got exactly what you asked for. We got shit on by Roy. Our incestuous hiring practices finally retarded the entire Program.
looking like UK's night is about to be worse
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sat Feb 01, 2025 11:22 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2025 11:19 pm
The Anti k* wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2025 9:08 pm
eCat wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2025 8:40 pm its possible UK fans could have a worse night than UNC fans
Get real, man. Y'all got exactly what you asked for. We got shit on by Roy. Our incestuous hiring practices finally retarded the entire Program.
looking like UK's night is about to be worse
I'll trade you Hubert and any player(s) on our roster for Mark Pope tonight. Deal?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Feb 01, 2025 11:24 pm

you guys got what you asked for too

Carolina family? remember
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sat Feb 01, 2025 11:28 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2025 11:24 pm you guys got what you asked for too

Carolina family? remember
Fuck the family! I've ALWAYS been about one thing -- WINNING. Pope beat dook*, Louisville, and Tennessee after inheriting an absolutely empty cupboard. He had NOTHING. Hubert's ass has had four years to restock our roster and the idiot has destroyed the Program. If you can't see Pope is going to kick ass going forward, I don't know who you want at Kentucky. I know you vociferously wanted Cal's ass gone. You got your wish.
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