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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:13 pm

Glad to see the Reds at least show some fight even though they suck. Sardis should be buying me a steak tonight. All their wins are against our pathetic team.

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Post by sardis » Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:59 pm

Today will be the high point of the Pirate season. Just enough to sucker me into subscribing to MLB.TV.

On to Chicago to get the Cubbies back on track.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:34 pm

We get Miami. We lose that series and I'm gonna fuck hedges mom.
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Post by eCat » Mon Apr 08, 2019 7:24 am

here is a good read

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/that ... -1-0-game/
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:52 pm

I don't understand baseball suspensions. Puig gets 2 games Archer gets 1 yet Archer started it all. Puig just wanted to grab Archers pussy.
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Post by Dave23 » Fri Apr 12, 2019 9:55 am

On what planet is Cespedes a top 10 hitter?
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Apr 12, 2019 1:57 pm

Hedges mom wanted it anyway. What could I do?
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Post by Tree » Sat Apr 13, 2019 3:25 pm

Dave23 wrote:On what planet is Cespedes a top 10 hitter?
The one where he's healthy.
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Post by 10ac » Sat Apr 13, 2019 6:14 pm

Good god man! Isn't losing to Miami punishment enough. You're talking masochism.
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Post by sardis » Mon Apr 22, 2019 5:51 pm

My earliest recollections of Dave Winfield was the mid-latter 70's. Too young to know two interesting things about him that showed how great an athlete he was:

1. Drafted by 3 sports and 4 leagues (NBA and ABA)
2. Went straight to major leagues. Didn't play in the minors.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 22, 2019 6:51 pm

He always looked to lanky.
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Post by 10ac » Mon Apr 22, 2019 11:48 pm

Who’s Lanky?
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Post by eCat » Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:06 am

Dave Winfields biggest accomplishment is giving herpes to Robin Givens mom
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by crotch » Mon May 06, 2019 1:08 am

A classic....

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Post by Tree » Fri May 24, 2019 7:14 pm

So Cespedes stepped in a hole on a ranch and violently broke his ankle in like 5 places. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the New York Mets. As long as Bobby Bonilla is on the payroll, and he will be until like 2035, this kind of shit will keep happening.
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Post by hedge » Fri May 24, 2019 8:12 pm

I wish you were Cespedes...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Post by Dave23 » Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:08 am

You would think a supposed top 10 hitter would be smarter...
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Post by Tree » Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:01 pm

Dave23 wrote:You would think a supposed top 10 hitter would be smarter...
I never said he was smart. Least I won't have to watch the Phillies win the division with the Braves signing Keuchel.
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