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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sat Jul 26, 2014 5:27 pm

wow, you have to pretty good to stand out from the mass of Elvis impersonators
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Sat Jul 26, 2014 7:51 pm

The best Elvis impersonator was Sebastian Haff.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Jul 29, 2014 12:25 pm

"Tennis and Golf don't cotton to weed being around the country club"

They do when I'm there...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:30 pm

So today my oldest and I were watching some stupid cable show (I was doing paperwork and pretending to be interested) when an ad on TV came across for this.

http://www.blackpeoplemeet.com

Her first question was what the reaction would be if there was a website named

Http://whitepeoplemeet.com.

I told her there probably was already one and figure it out yourself.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:36 pm

Her next question (which made me snort) was, did it start in Alabama?

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Post by BigRedMan » Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:02 am

Jungle Rat wrote:So today my oldest and I were watching some stupid cable show (I was doing paperwork and pretending to be interested) when an ad on TV came across for this.

http://www.blackpeoplemeet.com

Her first question was what the reaction would be if there was a website named

Http://whitepeoplemeet.com.

I told her there probably was already one and figure it out yourself.

There is one for white people.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:09 am

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Fri Aug 01, 2014 9:48 am

well the governemnt celebrates black history month

hispanic heritage month

womens history month

and just this year we added Lesbian gay and transexual month

still no word on when honky history month will be celebrated

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Aug 01, 2014 9:59 am

That's pretty much every day of the year...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:00 am

FYI, my high score on 2048 is 51,386...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:27 pm

hedge wrote:That's pretty much every day of the year...
^That

Also, white people pulled a fast one with co-signing that Black History Month shit. They made it in February, the shortest and coldest month of the year. And the whole thing is boiled down to slavery, Dr. King, Oprah and now Obama.

At that point, just let everyone go back to Chaucer, Steinbeck, the Founding Fathers and the Industrial Revolution.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sun Aug 03, 2014 9:03 pm

How did Chaucer make the cut on that list?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Mon Aug 04, 2014 12:52 pm

It was (deliberately) more about the Euro-centric canon of Western literature that threads a narrative of the Anglo being virtually the singular relevant contributor.
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Post by hedge » Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:40 am

I guess Chaucer could be forgiven for believing that...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:42 am

Fair comment.

Actually, I think every author could be "forgiven" for that line of thinking, as it is a vocation that is inherently self-centered, in a way. I'm not mad at Chaucer, Shakespeare, Steinbeck or any of them. I love their shit (well, except for Shakespeare. Never could get into his style. I do admire his ability to craft a story). My annoyance is on the framers of curriculum that perpetuate that narrative. I did honors English since 8th grade and did not read anyone outside of the Anglo influence besides one Alice Walker short story and Dostoevsky, if he counts. If it wasn't for growing up in the household I did...and the timing of political rap music hitting big during that time...I don't know if I would have ever corrected that fallacy in my head.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:55 am

Think how native americans must feel...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:55 am

Actually, given the context of this exchange, I should've written "Think how indians (casino, not red dot) must feel..."
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:16 am

hedge wrote:FYI, my high score on 2048 is 51,386...

64764, haven't made it to 8192 yet though and lately have been on a run where can't get it to 4096
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:18 am

Shakespeare is ok. The books I just hate are both by the same author. Portrait of an Artist as a Young Man and Ulysses are just horribly booooorring to me.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:19 am

I've only gotten 4096 once, but multiple times have had 2048 with a 1024 nearby but couldn't hit it
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